Eclipse around town

August 6, 2009 07:14:00 Posted at August 6, 2009 07:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More Vancouver Twilight sightings to come…

Let’s start first with a few cast members enjoying the sunshine. It’s been gorgeous here. And not stifling hot anymore so we don’t have to keep throwing our dog under the shower. Poor guy. Can you imagine what 35 degrees must feel like for them? And mine is particularly stupid. In the sweltering heat he insists on sunbathing on the balcony.

Anyway, here’s Peter Facinelli out and about yesterday and also Nikki Reed and Taylor Lautner reunited after a few months, catching up in the afternoon. She and Kristen Stewart acted like big sisters to him during the New Moon shoot. Cute.

She should dispense some big sisterly advice to him then about those shoes. Those shoes suck. Those shoes are a dealbreaker, and as goodlooking as he is, those shoes are like a Dodge Magnum. Ugh. Why do people drive those cars?

Do you judge people by their cars?

I often judge people by their cars.

Here’s how I judge a Dodge Magnum driver:

  • Wears Ed Hardy
  • Routinely uses the word “f-ggot” to tease his friends
  • Carb face from beer
  • Dabbles in steroids, picks a fight every weekend
  • Manicures his facial hair
  • Loves to lift up his shirt at random places for no reason
  • Chinese writing tattoo

I should stop now and go back to Ryan Gosling.

The point is Taylor Lautner needs to rethink his footwear.


Photos from
JK/KA/PUNKD Images

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