Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

Photo Assumption: The Reunion of Gina + Henry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2013 20:42:37 October 9, 2013 20:42:37
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WENN

So far only the Daily Mail has these shots. As soon as I can buy them, I'll post them properly. But you get the idea -- Henry Cavill is shooting a movie in Rome and he was photographed out for dinner with Gina Carano. So I guess we're supposed to think that they're happening again. Full Story

Hot Harry in a hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2013 12:59:32 July 30, 2013 12:59:32
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FameFlynet

Little G of Cambridge? Hot Harry is over it already. Like I said, while everyone else in the world was fapping over the birth of the new king, Harry was getting sunburned in the garden at Kensington Palace, enjoying the fact that no one was paying attention to his summer parties and how often his girlfriend Cressida Bonas was over. Full Story

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Ben’s directors’ lunch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2013 14:23:56 July 10, 2013 14:23:56
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FameFlynet, London Entertainment/ Splash

Ben Affleck was out for lunch yesterday in LA with David Fincher. Was it a directors’ meeting? Or was it an actor meeting with a director? For all Fincher’s acclaim, it’s actually Ben who’s directed an Oscar-winning picture, and not the other way around. Se7en, Fight Club, The Social Network vs Gone Baby Gone, The Town, Argo – what do you think? That’s not a bad throw-down, non? Not a foregone conclusion either. Full Story

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G’s September stress?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2013 19:28:26 June 17, 2013 19:28:26
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FameFlynet, Daniel Boczarski/ Getty

Total Photo Assumption here but still... I love her, and I study her face, and it seems like, well, I feel like this is my G’s white knuckle face. Can you see it? Gwyneth Paltrow was in Chicago on Saturday to be honoured at the Gene Siskel Film Centre. Tickets were $400 and it was sold out. Full Story

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More drinking buddies for Michael Fassbender

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 13:33:37 March 20, 2013 13:33:37
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Wenn, Splash

Michael Fassbender was photographed outside The Groucho Club last night with a non-famous blonde, not exactly his usual target. So... is it happening? On Photo Assumption I’ll say yes based on that sheepish look on his face that can’t be blamed entirely on drunkenness and, since we’re only photo assuming anyway, I’ll add that they probably don’t know each other very well, as this kind of awkwardness implies a lack of familiarity. Full Story

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In love for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 15:05:05 December 20, 2012 15:05:05
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Sharky /Splash News

Renee Zellweger and her boyfriend Doyle Bramhall II arrived back in LA together yesterday after a weeklong trip to New York. They were first sighted together last week on their way out and didn’t mind holding hands, even in front of the paps. Full Story

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Jakey’s new brunette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2012 16:14:22 November 12, 2012 16:14:22
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Splash

Kiki, Reese, Taylor... No more blondes? Here’s Jake Gyllenhaal walking around New York on Friday with his best friend Austin Nichols and a new dark-haired girl on his arm, and attached to his hand. It’s been three days and, at press time, she’s yet to be identified. Not that the effort hasn’t been there. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Posh & Anna Fashion’s Night Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2012 18:04:24 September 7, 2012 18:04:24
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Jamie McCarthy/Getty

Anna Wintour’s the one showing some smile teeth...but are they friendly or are they grinding themselves down? It’s time to play our favourite game - drawing conclusions based only on photos, and this time, maybe multiple choice? A.Anna is drawing on every ounce of Britishness she has left in her, Dowager Maggie Smith styles. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Kate & Albert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2012 19:15:21 August 9, 2012 19:15:21
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Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Time to play a Royal Olympic edition of Photo Assumption... There were two royal weddings last year - one was young and exuberant, the other was, literally, weepy and depressing. Here are Catherine of William and Albert of Monaco at synchronised swimming today. Kate, of course, would never betray all those years of royal practice and training by dry heaving in his face while he’s leaning over to, I dunno, impart his wisdom. Full Story

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Royal Olympic Love!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2012 17:08:38 July 31, 2012 17:08:38
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Cameron Spencer/Pascal Le Segretain/Alex Livesey/Getty

SPOILER. William, his Catherine, and Hot Harry watched Zara Phillips and Team GB win the silver medal today in equestrian! Zara did not medal herself but of all people, with her family origins, she’d be the first to say the individual is not important. As for Will and Kate... There’s some husband/wife flirting going on here, non? SO cute. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Beyonce & Kanye West’s girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2012 18:15:34 July 2, 2012 18:15:34
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Getty Images

Ok but how f-cking cute were Beyonce and Jay-Z last night at the BET Awards? (I actually watched a 2 minute news reel today narrated by a British newscaster who called it the “bet”, as in rhymes with “met”, awards. Jesus!)  B and J went head to head in the Video Of The Year category and Jamie Foxx alluded to it getting a little testy up in the private jet. Full Story

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