Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

Oscar Pippy and his Ex

February 28, 2011 11:53:18 Posted at February 28, 2011 11:53:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana seemed to think Pipsqueak was on his “best behaviour” while presenting last night at the Oscars. Best Behaviour where Justin Timberlake is concerned, to me at least, would be to read the f-cking monitor and get the hell on with it. Could he resist? Could he resist the urge to make the moment all about himself? Has he ever resisted? Please. Full Story

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Oscar Photo Assumption: Justin vs Justin

February 28, 2011 11:19:34 Posted at February 28, 2011 11:19:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I just saw this photo and it made my life. Both Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber were at the Vanity Fair party last night. So they met? Have they met before? I have no idea. And please don’t waste your time being know-it all-y about it either. The point is, in Photo Assuming this photo, Justin the Timberlake isn’t feeling it. Full Story

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Oh I could get with this

February 25, 2011 13:42:22 Posted at February 25, 2011 13:42:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling will not be at the Oscars this weekend. Which I still don’t understand because it’s not like Michelle Williams could have summoned that performance on her own, especially not in that film. Still… He may not be in LA but maybe Cincinnati is better. Check out these photos of Gosling on the set of The Ides of March with George Clooney whose parents came by for a visit yesterday. Full Story

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Grammy Midas Manslinger

February 14, 2011 10:34:37 Posted at February 14, 2011 10:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black Crows popularity, was with ARod for a World Series, and is now having a baby with Muse’s Matt Bellamy who just won a Grammy. Full Story

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You want an invitation?

January 21, 2011 12:45:37 Posted at January 21, 2011 12:45:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These photos were released earlier this week and I kept forgetting to post them. It’s Chelsy Davy in Zimbabwe on New Year’s Eve, surrounded by beer carby looking frat guys, clearly enjoying herself on a bender. Ugh. Each and every one of those boys looks like they’d be down with date rape. Full Story

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Photo Assumption the Affleck-Phoenixes

September 27, 2010 09:23:23 Posted at September 27, 2010 09:23:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the PETA Gala on Saturday night – Joaquin Phoenix showed up clean-shaven and lean, like Johnny Cash lean, hand in hand with his sister Rain, all smiles and even, almost, jovial with photographers. Photo Assumption says someone is actually trying (hard) to be liked again and, while we’re at it, to convince people he’s not f-cked up. Full Story

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Demi’s opening weekend

April 16, 2010 09:45:31 Posted at April 16, 2010 09:45:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore is promoting a new movie. The Joneses is about the perfect family selling a dream. Everything can be bought. The film is receiving mixed reviews but not overwhelming hate. The performances have actually been well received. Demi is playing a mom now. The most flawless, gorgeous mom on the block. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Michael & Zeta

April 6, 2010 11:50:00 Posted at April 6, 2010 11:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a while since they’ve been officially out together in public despite living in high profile New York. Catherine Zeta-Jones is working on Broadway and Michael Douglas was shooting Wall Street 2 with the terrible title. Last night the couple stepped on a carpet – first time what seems like a long time. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Braff & the Rossum

March 31, 2010 11:09:35 Posted at March 31, 2010 11:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum both attended the Green event last night in New York. Want to Photo Assumption Braff’s face as he’s sitting beside her? I don’t want to be your friend, stop begging me. But f-ck is she desperate. It’s an environmental debate. Look at her footwear. Necessary? No. Full Story