Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

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Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2011 12:45:37 January 21, 2011 12:45:37

These photos were released earlier this week and I kept forgetting to post them. It’s Chelsy Davy in Zimbabwe on New Year’s Eve, surrounded by beer carby looking frat guys, clearly enjoying herself on a bender. Ugh. Each and every one of those boys looks like they’d be down with date rape. Full Story

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Photo Assumption the Affleck-Phoenixes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 09:23:23 September 27, 2010 09:23:23

At the PETA Gala on Saturday night – Joaquin Phoenix showed up clean-shaven and lean, like Johnny Cash lean, hand in hand with his sister Rain, all smiles and even, almost, jovial with photographers. Photo Assumption says someone is actually trying (hard) to be liked again and, while we’re at it, to convince people he’s not f-cked up. Full Story

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Demi’s opening weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2010 09:45:31 April 16, 2010 09:45:31

Demi Moore is promoting a new movie. The Joneses is about the perfect family selling a dream. Everything can be bought. The film is receiving mixed reviews but not overwhelming hate. The performances have actually been well received. Demi is playing a mom now. The most flawless, gorgeous mom on the block. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Michael & Zeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2010 11:50:00 April 6, 2010 11:50:00

It’s been a while since they’ve been officially out together in public despite living in high profile New York. Catherine Zeta-Jones is working on Broadway and Michael Douglas was shooting Wall Street 2 with the terrible title. Last night the couple stepped on a carpet – first time what seems like a long time. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Braff & the Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2010 11:09:35 March 31, 2010 11:09:35

Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum both attended the Green event last night in New York. Want to Photo Assumption Braff’s face as he’s sitting beside her? I don’t want to be your friend, stop begging me. But f-ck is she desperate. It’s an environmental debate. Look at her footwear. Necessary? No. Full Story

This is happiness, right?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 09:45:16 March 22, 2010 09:45:16

A Monday edition of our favourite game: let’s play Photo Assumption. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick went for a walk on Saturday. Spring is here. Another season, and almost the first year anniversary of those pictures...remember those pictures? Click here Full Story

No (more) baby mother drama?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 13:18:25 March 16, 2010 13:18:25

A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. GGB immediately instructed his people to tell People Full Story

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You’re better when she’s not around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 06:51:21 March 11, 2010 06:51:21

Hot. He’s HOT when that scraggly non-eater isn’t lurking around him waiting for some love crumbs. Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at Joan’s on Third for lunch with friends yesterday and no Kate Bosworth. He’s smiling, he’s laughing, he looks good. Actually, he looks really, really good. Full Story

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Always grateful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:25:03 January 22, 2010 06:25:03

It’s Photo Assumption, sure, but doesn’t she seem it? Like, super appreciative to be gifted with his attention? Maybe it’s just me... Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended the Broadway opening of Present Laughter last night. Funny I don’t remember him at the New York premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans. Full Story

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