Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

This is happiness, right?

March 22, 2010 09:45:16 Posted at March 22, 2010 09:45:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Monday edition of our favourite game: let’s play Photo Assumption. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick went for a walk on Saturday. Spring is here. Another season, and almost the first year anniversary of those pictures...remember those pictures? Click here Full Story

No (more) baby mother drama?

March 16, 2010 13:18:25 Posted at March 16, 2010 13:18:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. GGB immediately instructed his people to tell People Full Story

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You’re better when she’s not around

March 11, 2010 06:51:21 Posted at March 11, 2010 06:51:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot. He’s HOT when that scraggly non-eater isn’t lurking around him waiting for some love crumbs. Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at Joan’s on Third for lunch with friends yesterday and no Kate Bosworth. He’s smiling, he’s laughing, he looks good. Actually, he looks really, really good. Full Story

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Always grateful

January 22, 2010 06:25:03 Posted at January 22, 2010 06:25:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Photo Assumption, sure, but doesn’t she seem it? Like, super appreciative to be gifted with his attention? Maybe it’s just me... Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended the Broadway opening of Present Laughter last night. Funny I don’t remember him at the New York premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans. Full Story

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Redfaced about The Morgans?

January 7, 2010 14:23:39 Posted at January 7, 2010 14:23:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Grant is in Spain promoting The Morgans. Looks like he hit the self tanner a little too hard. Where was he over the holiday? Here’s my Photo Assumption: He must need to be permanently drunk to suffer through the embarrassment of pimping that movie. Especially since he’s doing most of it without SJP. Full Story

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Worst of 2009: Clingy SJP

December 22, 2009 08:17:15 Posted at December 22, 2009 08:17:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was the un-fun Photo Assumption, images of a wife apparently so grateful that her husband simply agreed to go out with her two nights in a row she could not conceal her gratitude and relief and insecurity on the carpet, even as photographers were shooting away. It was April 2009. And there had been many months of speculation that Matthew Broderick was stepping out on their marriage. Full Story

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Photo Assumption Courtside Becks

November 18, 2009 07:43:36 Posted at November 18, 2009 07:43:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do we have here? Sunday night at the Laker Game, David Beckham and his Galaxy teammates enjoying the game. Becks is all smiles, in a great mood. A fetching blonde approaches. With a phone and what appears to be a recording device in her hand. He does not look displeased. And she is biting her lip. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Third Lip is tipsy

November 16, 2009 07:14:36 Posted at November 16, 2009 07:14:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ll be playing our favourite game a LOT today. Let’s start the Photo Assumption with Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Third Lip. Third Lip is back in New York as Nine promotion will begin soon. Third Lip was spotted with Sunday Rose the other day and also heading to a meeting. Then last night Gran and Keith Urban went out for dinner. Full Story

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Robin honoured

September 11, 2009 08:35:33 Posted at September 11, 2009 08:35:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Deauville Film Festival yesterday and also at the premiere of The Private Lives of Pippa Lee with Rebecca Miller. Robin Wright looks amazing, non? Total photo assumption, of course, but it’s like we never saw her this relaxed, open, and enthusiastic in pictures when she was with Sean Penn. Full Story

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George Clooney and the Queen of Italy

September 8, 2009 16:58:00 Posted at September 8, 2009 16:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If she was from Canada, we’d probably declare her the Queen of Canada too. Any woman who can lock down George Clooney? Because you know this is how they’ll sell it. And indeed, he is working it hard like he is smitten. Which is why he’s earned his 3rd post of the day. As predicted, George Clooney did walk the carpet with Elisabetta Canalis who, so far, has much better style than her predecessor Sarah Larson. Full Story

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