Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

Worst of 2009: Clingy SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 08:17:15 December 22, 2009 08:17:15

It was the un-fun Photo Assumption, images of a wife apparently so grateful that her husband simply agreed to go out with her two nights in a row she could not conceal her gratitude and relief and insecurity on the carpet, even as photographers were shooting away. It was April 2009. And there had been many months of speculation that Matthew Broderick was stepping out on their marriage. Full Story

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Photo Assumption Courtside Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 07:43:36 November 18, 2009 07:43:36

What do we have here? Sunday night at the Laker Game, David Beckham and his Galaxy teammates enjoying the game. Becks is all smiles, in a great mood. A fetching blonde approaches. With a phone and what appears to be a recording device in her hand. He does not look displeased. And she is biting her lip. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Third Lip is tipsy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 07:14:36 November 16, 2009 07:14:36

We’ll be playing our favourite game a LOT today. Let’s start the Photo Assumption with Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Third Lip. Third Lip is back in New York as Nine promotion will begin soon. Third Lip was spotted with Sunday Rose the other day and also heading to a meeting. Then last night Gran and Keith Urban went out for dinner. Full Story

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Robin honoured

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2009 08:35:33 September 11, 2009 08:35:33

At the Deauville Film Festival yesterday and also at the premiere of The Private Lives of Pippa Lee with Rebecca Miller. Robin Wright looks amazing, non? Total photo assumption, of course, but it’s like we never saw her this relaxed, open, and enthusiastic in pictures when she was with Sean Penn. Full Story

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George Clooney and the Queen of Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 16:58:00 September 8, 2009 16:58:00

If she was from Canada, we’d probably declare her the Queen of Canada too. Any woman who can lock down George Clooney? Because you know this is how they’ll sell it. And indeed, he is working it hard like he is smitten. Which is why he’s earned his 3rd post of the day. As predicted, George Clooney did walk the carpet with Elisabetta Canalis who, so far, has much better style than her predecessor Sarah Larson. Full Story

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Spittle figures it out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 10:44:50 August 7, 2009 10:44:50

She’s boring. Had to laugh when I saw these photos. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler on set in New York and Spittle is yawning…because, as my mother would say, being with her it’s so f-cking dow Full Story

More kissing...and Photo Assumption

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 15:04:00 May 27, 2009 15:04:00

Not to me... But if it’s one thing you Twi-hards love it’s Photo Assumption. You’ve seen him shirtless, you’ve seen her kissing him shirtless – Kristen Stewart has a GREAT ass – but check out these new shots of them AFTER the cameras stop rolling. A light moment sure to be interpreted as something more. Full Story

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Even her sister can’t stand her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2009 10:15:08 May 5, 2009 10:15:08

Interrupting the Met series for a quick Meltdown Update and Photo Assumption. What’s Lindsay Lohan up to? Oh she hit up some launch last night in LA with her sister. Wonder if she tried for an invitation to the Gala. We saw her 2 years ago, almost the last to arrive, pretending like she belonged. Full Story

Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 09:32:06 May 1, 2009 09:32:06

No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin Timberlake were all present, and intriguing because 1. Full Story

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When JLo met Kate Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:01:00 April 2, 2009 08:01:00

This first photo, it kills me. Look at JLo’s face! We need to Photo Assumption this face. What is Lopez thinking? I’m only here for the photo opp… I’ll never wear your cheap clothes. Or… You have your own Vampire! Stay away from mine! Door #2 sounds about right. So Topshop opened in New York last night attracting Jennifer and Marc to the party as Kate, wearing clothes presumably from her own collection, was on hand to help promote the store. Full Story

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