Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

Spittle figures it out

August 7, 2009 10:44:50 Posted at August 7, 2009 10:44:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s boring. Had to laugh when I saw these photos. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler on set in New York and Spittle is yawning…because, as my mother would say, being with her it’s so f-cking dow Full Story

More kissing...and Photo Assumption

May 27, 2009 15:04:00 Posted at May 27, 2009 15:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not to me... But if it’s one thing you Twi-hards love it’s Photo Assumption. You’ve seen him shirtless, you’ve seen her kissing him shirtless – Kristen Stewart has a GREAT ass – but check out these new shots of them AFTER the cameras stop rolling. A light moment sure to be interpreted as something more. Full Story

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Even her sister can’t stand her

May 5, 2009 10:15:08 Posted at May 5, 2009 10:15:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Interrupting the Met series for a quick Meltdown Update and Photo Assumption. What’s Lindsay Lohan up to? Oh she hit up some launch last night in LA with her sister. Wonder if she tried for an invitation to the Gala. We saw her 2 years ago, almost the last to arrive, pretending like she belonged. Full Story

Manslinger, Shelfy, Pip, Triangle!

May 1, 2009 09:32:06 Posted at May 1, 2009 09:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, actually, everyone played nicely in the sandbox. But this is why Photo Assumption is our best friend. Before we begin the body language analysis though, let’s judge them on the outside. At the Cartier 100th Anniversary event last night in New York, Kate Hudson, Jessica Biel, and Justin Timberlake were all present, and intriguing because 1. Full Story

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When JLo met Kate Moss

April 2, 2009 08:01:00 Posted at April 2, 2009 08:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This first photo, it kills me. Look at JLo’s face! We need to Photo Assumption this face. What is Lopez thinking? I’m only here for the photo opp… I’ll never wear your cheap clothes. Or… You have your own Vampire! Stay away from mine! Door #2 sounds about right. So Topshop opened in New York last night attracting Jennifer and Marc to the party as Kate, wearing clothes presumably from her own collection, was on hand to help promote the store. Full Story

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Little Sci Hello Kitty

March 9, 2009 06:34:30 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:34:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know the Gay Midge loves being loved. Shall we play Photo Assumption on Katie Holmes? Photo Assumption says she’s totally over it. Full Story

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Robo Beads

March 5, 2009 06:54:41 Posted at March 5, 2009 06:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes on the NY set of The Extra Man last night wearing beads on one side of her head and very little makeup while shooting a scene with a rather attractive co-star. He’s cute, right? And they suit each other great, right? Oh it’s just a movie… But that shot of him making her laugh with his script still in his hand, if we were to play Photo Assumption – our favourite game! – I’d say that’s a girl who’s discovering flirting again. Full Story

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Katie’s cry face

February 26, 2009 02:44:42 Posted at February 26, 2009 02:44:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes on set in New York of The Extra Man yesterday shooting a scene in which she had to put on an extra sad face. I laughed. Are you laughing? I’m especially laughing at Paul Dano’s photo assumption expression, like he’s thinking to himself: What the f-ck am I doing here??? Having said that, they do kinda look hot together. Full Story

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Not good enough for Dano

February 25, 2009 09:58:00 Posted at February 25, 2009 09:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How will Katie Holmes stack up against Paul Dano? He’s too good for her. Katie is in New York shooting a new movie called The Extra Man costarring Dano and Kevin Kline. Dano could sleep through a scene and still send her back to Dawson’s Creek. This is why we’re playing Photo Assumption: Doesn’t Paul look impatient? Almost insulted that he’s gone from Alan Arkin and Daniel Day Lewis to … KatE Holmes? Love Paul Dano. Full Story

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