Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

Toni touches Leo, Leo doesn't run

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2014 17:35:23 September 5, 2014 17:35:23
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Pacific Coast News

Amazing.  Leonardo DiCaprio was walking down the street in New York with his girlfriend Toni Garrn. She touched his arm and leaned in for a kiss. He did not voluntarily fall into a sewer. Probably because he didn't know he was being papped. Or maybe because he realises it looks ridiculous and has decided he won't be foolish anymore. Full Story

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Yeah B!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2014 15:12:52 September 5, 2014 15:12:52
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

It was Beyonce’s 33rd birthday yesterday. She celebrated in the south of France with the Blue Ivy Carter and JayZ.  Click here to see pictures. I think that’s Tina Knowles. There’s another angle to all this speculation as to whether or not the Carters are a mess behind closed doors or whether or not they’ve just been playing. Full Story

Justin Timberlake: new cheating rumours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2014 16:00:04 September 4, 2014 16:00:04

Before Justin Timberlake and Mrs Timberlake were engaged, there was a breakup. And the breakup reportedly had to do with his cheating. It was 2010. It was Olivia Munn. Though his rep vehemently denied the claims, he was the one who supposedly pursued Munn aggressively. US Weekly said at the time it was a 3 day f-ck party. Full Story

The Carters’ Happy Labour Day weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 13:57:01 September 2, 2014 13:57:01
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Michael Buckner/ Getty Images

Oh look. It’s Beyonce and JayZ at his Made In America Festival on Sunday night. He’s touching her, and rather intimately. She looks like she’s enjoying it. She also knows she’s being photographed. So, by all means, please continue to speculate. You want more to speculate about? Check her Instagram Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Amal & George at dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2014 16:08:40 August 13, 2014 16:08:40
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Ramey

Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney had dinner at a restaurant in Lake Como recently. Body language! Photo Assumption! It’s the game way to play to gain insight based only on the highly unreliable art of reading pictures. You ready? Let’s first go back in the archives and take a look at their engagement confirmation photos here Full Story

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Charlie at the hotel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2014 19:27:59 August 12, 2014 19:27:59
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Splash

UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who wrote in with identification! Her name is Astrid Berges-Frisbey. She’s an actress. Charlie Hunnam was photographed in London today outside the Soho Hotel with a really, really, really pretty girl.  She looks to me a little like Alicia Vikander although I don’t think it’s Alicia Vikander. Full Story

Teen Choice GIF Assumption

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2014 20:34:13 August 11, 2014 20:34:13
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

It’s hard to listen to the radio right now. Because Problem is every other song. Every time he hears it, Jacek gets all ragey when he’s driving. Is it because the song is annoying? Or is it the singer who’s annoying? The singer with the constantly beseeching eyes. Look at those eyes at the Teen Choice Awards. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake wearing New Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2014 14:39:41 August 6, 2014 14:39:41
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Wenn, Splash, Pacific Coast News

Mrs Timberlake continued to work on New Girl yesterday. As mentioned, she’s guest-starring in an upcoming episode as the “hottest scientist in the world”. Check her out leaving set yesterday, presumably in her own clothes, but also similar to Zooey Deschanel’s wardrobe. Am also attaching shots of Zooey Deschanel in costume with Jake Johnson. Full Story

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Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 15:34:21 July 30, 2014 15:34:21
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

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Sporty makes them horny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2014 14:15:24 July 29, 2014 14:15:24
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Chris Jackson/ Karwai Tang/ Max Mumby/Indigo/ Getty

The Cambridges have been in Glasgow the last few days for the Commonwealth Games. Yesterday they were at the swimming centre (she wore a sleeveless shirt under a blazer and pants) and today they were spectators at the athletics competition (in a blue dress). Something happens to Will and Kate when they’re at sporting events. Full Story

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Meanwhile Nina…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2014 16:51:07 July 28, 2014 16:51:07
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Jason Kempin/ Ethan Miller/ Getty, Pacific Coast News

While it’s unclear if Nina Dobrev knew about Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed making out at the Entertainment Weekly party, she was definitely there, and changed into flip-flops when she left… With Ben McKenzie. They were hugging each other at one point, in clear view of the paps. Full Story

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