Photo Assumption Articles

The game of using photos to draw conclusions, rational or otherwise, about celebrity relationships, moods, gestures, and other likely untrue assumptions.

Selena & Orlando

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2014 16:51:03 April 28, 2014 16:51:03
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AKM-GSI

They were seen together at the Chelsea Handler performance this weekend. So now everyone is calling it “revenge sex”. After all, Justin Bieber allegedly hooked up with Miranda Kerr when she was still officially with Orlando Bloom. A couple of days and twenty years difference? Ahem. If JB is sh-tting over this…good. Full Story

Is your back OK?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2014 18:17:26 April 25, 2014 18:17:26
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Keystone

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner went for back massages together yesterday. Maybe not Ben’s most attractive sighting. Check the way he’s getting out the car. That’s a pretty un-sexy dismount, right there. It’s a half squat. With turned out feet. Yeah, not sexy. And what happens when he bends down isn’t cute either. Full Story

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The Jolie + a member of the GOOP crew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2014 14:01:41 March 21, 2014 14:01:41
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Vince Bucci/ Getty

Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, did you see it? Probably not. The only reason I’m mentioning it is because the film features both Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow. So, an excuse to post these old photos of them, with Jude Law and Bai Ling (!!!) at the premiere September 2004, just 4 months after G gave birth to Apple. Full Story

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Meanwhile...Selena...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 20:51:59 January 23, 2014 20:51:59
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Ralph Notaro/ Canham/ Splash

All smiles, here's Selena Gomez in California today hitting the gas station for snacks and smokes. Someone looks relieved she wasn't in Miami. Or, is that another emotion? Like, smug. Like, hey motherf-cker, this is why I broke up with you again last week. Yeah but are you getting back together with him next week? Because his managers will probably be begging her to put on a united front with him next week, just like that f-cking smile in that mugshot. Full Story

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Family time with Charlize & Sean

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 16:48:22 January 23, 2014 16:48:22
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FameFlynet, INF

Can we play Photo Assumption with this shot of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron’s son Jackson at the grocery store this week? I wish we could get a look at the boy’s face. But his shoulders, to me, are side-eyeing the sh-t out of his mom’s boyfriend. This is why Photo Assumption isn’t an exact science. Full Story

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Mrs Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2014 16:23:29 January 15, 2014 16:23:29
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Amber Heard went out the other night. She made a point of covering up one of her hands. Apparently there was a ring on her engagement finger. Again, she went out of her way to hide it, even getting the valet to open the car door so that she wouldn’t have to expose it. And now several mainstream outlets, including PEOPLE Full Story

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Catching up with JLO & Leah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2013 19:50:01 November 28, 2013 19:50:01
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FameFlynet

Leah Remini went to see Jennifer Lopez on the set of her new movie The Boy Next Door. I feel like there were some serious faces happening on this visit. Photo Assumption says I know this face. That’s the face of a girlfriend who’s come to give some advice. That’s the face of a girl who gets the call – I need to talk, I need to figure something out, can you parachute and bring a bottle of wine with you? Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Anna Wintour watching Kanye West

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2013 15:43:34 November 21, 2013 15:43:34
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Brian Prahl/ Splash

This post is for Sasha. She sent me this shot yesterday with the message: “you better be doing a picture analysis on this!!! look at (Kanye West’s fiancée) and then to the leeeeeeeffffffftttttttttttttt” To the left? Everything you own in a box to the left… Thank you, Beyonce. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Scarjo & Rooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2013 18:22:19 November 11, 2013 18:22:19
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Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Getty

Remember, it’s photo assumption – highly UNscientific conclusions based only on one photographic moment that could be interpreted a million ways. Scarlett Johansson and Rooney Mara were together at the premiere of Her at the Rome Film Festival. Scarjo is “Her”, the voice. Full Story

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Best Twi-Hard Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2013 14:17:00 November 1, 2013 14:17:00
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FameFlynet

How was your Halloween? Did you go to a party? Did you make memories with your friends? Did you Instagram the sh-t out of your costume? Was it the best time ever? I promise you, no matter how great your night was, every Twi-Hard in the world was having a better time than you. Because new photos were released yesterday of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson together. Full Story