This recent “water bottle holding” totally cracks me up. So she says she drying out, right? Even though she keeps underage clubbing, right? And so the only LOGICAL thing to do in these situations is to walk around accessorized by non-alcoholic beverage containers prominently on display, just in case we suspect anything untoward, because everyone knows that anyone with a drinking problem, who has committed to regular AA meetings, who hangs out on the bar scene night in and night out need only clutch a bottle of Evian to convince us that she’s able to abstain, right?
Here’s the Lohan Bloat in Miami, big ass tits and pasty thighs looking assy in a pink tent dress reminiscent of Jessica Simpson, posing with the creepily androgynous Scott Storch. Something about those features, something about the cheekbones, the shape of the lips, the delicate neck, something about Scott Storch screams ambiguous genitalia, total intersex…which, if you think about it, accounts for the overcompensation, non?
The hip hop bravado, the big chains, the big watch, the big talk, the big walk…
Classic Hermaphrodite, Scott Storch.