Posh in Pink
June 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 14, 2006 12:00:00
Speaking of women who should smile more often - Vicky and the other wives went out for dinner tonight, putting on a united front in support of their team. Save it on the comments about her twiggy legs and her alien head. It"s like beating a dead horse. I KNOW. How many different ways can you say the woman looks like crap??? Can we focus instead on all those rumours that the other ladies hate her emaciated guts??? Heard this delightfully smutty but unconfirmed little snippet from a relatively new source in the UK. About how Posh and Colleen McLoughlin (for the benefit of those who don"t live and breathe football Colleen belongs to Wayne Rooney, one of England"s star players, whose recent injury resulted in a daily "will he or won"t he play" drama before he was cleared to join the team on the eve of the tournament inspiring debate from everyone from Pele to Prince William on whether or not it was a good move) went shopping and Posh told Colleen to dry on a Size 6 when it"s apparently obvious that Colleen is a Size 10 which naturally pissed off every other wife because who can out-thin the thinnest girl on the block? Just another reason why I worship at her 6 inch heels. What would the gossip universe be without someone so deliciously evil? There is a reason why Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan remains one of the most beloved characters in television history. It"s the bitches who keep us entertained, y"all. Never, ever forget that.