Portia de Rossi: too dark, too dark!

April 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
I’m thrilled for Ellen. I’m thrilled she’s found herself such a fine piece of sapphic hotness. Because Portia de Rossi is undeniably attractive and probably quite the wildcat in bed. I only wish she would have toned down those eyebrows just a little. I"m no makeup artist but even I can see that"s a sh*tty job. Still…lesbian vs. lesbian… I"d say she"s head and shoulders above and quite possibly a c*ck and two balls less than Jada Pinkett Smith who (and this time it"s NOT an April Fool"s day joke), according to an unconfirmed tip from some LA soccer moms, actually picks up her kids from daycare with her female lover in tow. A beard/purse relationship, as they say. Apparently it"s the worst kept secret in Hollywood??? Hmmm…I"ll wait for something more solid on this just to cover my ass. You, however, are free to draw your own conclusions...
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