The Daily Dyke: Jada Pinkett Smith
April 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 2, 2006 12:00:00
Look. Y’all know I love the gays. Love ‘em to death. Gay is good. Gay is great. Gay is keeps us all fabulous. But what about gays who hide their gay? What about the hidden homos who suppress the glitter and hypnotise the innocent? What about the poofter pilots who can never resist an ultra special “male massage” with a little extra tip for the tip? Are those the gays we love to love? HELL NO! Now the question is – do we add Jada to that list? Because according to a report filed in the UK Sun, some lesbian has come forward claiming a longterm relationship with Mrs. Smith and judging by the recent photos of her performing with Wicked Wisdom and her reputation as an iron fisted ball breaker over that fine piece of Will she married, the story isn’t too far beyond the realm of possibility. Is Jada gay? I can’t say for sure. But I can tell you that rumours have been swirling for YEARS. To the point that it’s almost a foregone conclusion. And it also calls into question a number of blind items that have appeared here and there about a high profile marriage with a heavy Sapphic influence. Anyway, here’s Will sans Jada at the Kids’ Choice thing over the weekend. The man is hotness, y’all. So if his wife is really out for muff, let’s hope he’s getting his fair share as well. I for one would gladly oblige.