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Lilo betrothed?

September 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Harry Morton was snapped at Cartier buying what looked to be an engagement ring. As you can imagine, everyone then proceeded to lose their sh*t. Shortly after, his publicist releases a statement CONFIRMING he was at Cartier, stopping short of revealing what exactly was purchased. And then, they’re off to Hawaii – presumably for a proposal? Is it just me or does the entire thing stink of coincidental conspiracy? Two recent items in the NY dailies about her *improved* behaviour thanks to a straightlaced boyfriend even though sources who just wrapped with her on Georgia Rule say differently, now a possible engagement signalling stability to go along with an attempt to improve her professional reputation – the timing really couldn’t be better non? Especially now that every gossip from here to Kazakhstan knows about the Pink Taco… Still waiting at press time for an official announcement but if this thing does fly, 500 bucks says she pulls a Julia Roberts on Kiefer Sutherland. Full Story

Smith Scientology

July 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know the drill… it"s Cruise time, which means I need to begin with a disclaimer just because the Tommy legal mission is hungry for Chinese ass these days. What you are about to read is gossip and rumour and conjecture and should not be interpreted as fact because Tom Cruise is not only almighty, he is also allstraight, and his Church is a beacon of light in our otherwise too-gay world. Full Story

Posh in Pink

June 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of women who should smile more often - Vicky and the other wives went out for dinner tonight, putting on a united front in support of their team. Save it on the comments about her twiggy legs and her alien head. It"s like beating a dead horse. I KNOW. How many different ways can you say the woman looks like crap??? Can we focus instead on all those rumours that the other ladies hate her emaciated guts??? Heard this delightfully smutty but unconfirmed little snippet from a relatively new source in the UK. Full Story

The Daily Horrid Aging: Molly Ringwald

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you as sad as I am that Pretty in Pink grew up so pasty? Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t love that movie. Don’t even try to tell me you didn’t think Andie had the most original style, like, ever. And don’t even try to tell me that kiss Blaine gives her after he asks her to prom didn’t completely satisfy your 16 year old desires. Full Story

Last Word on the Pitts

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Contrary to what you may be reading about the baby having been born already, my sources are insisting that Baby Jolie-P has yet to make its arrival. And on a Buddhist note (which Angelina has been known to practice) it would be EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY contrary to principle to begin a new life under such fraudulent circumstances. Full Story

Portia de Rossi: too dark, too dark!

April 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m thrilled for Ellen. I’m thrilled she’s found herself such a fine piece of sapphic hotness. Because Portia de Rossi is undeniably attractive and probably quite the wildcat in bed. I only wish she would have toned down those eyebrows just a little. I"m no makeup artist but even I can see that"s a sh*tty job. Full Story

The Daily Dyke: Jada Pinkett Smith

April 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look. Y’all know I love the gays. Love ‘em to death. Gay is good. Gay is great. Gay is keeps us all fabulous. But what about gays who hide their gay? What about the hidden homos who suppress the glitter and hypnotise the innocent? What about the poofter pilots who can never resist an ultra special “male massage” with a little extra tip for the tip? Are those the gays we love to love? HELL NO! Now the question is – do we add Jada to that list? Because according to a report filed in the UK Sun, some lesbian has come forward claiming a longterm relationship with Mrs. Full Story

Worst Colour & Worst Tranny: Jada Pinkett-Smith

March 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, I was the biggest fan of Will & Jada. Cutest couple in Hollywood, no doubt about it. But that was before she decided to go all rock butch and scare the sh*t out of me. Not because I don’t dig rock butches, but because I find it distasteful for her to be reminding us that she regularly kicks his ass up and down the stars, and that she probably has his balls in a vice so tight, he can’t help but produce sh*tty rap over and over again. Full Story

Beyonce in Pink

February 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From Saving Face. Maybe I"m too sick to see straight but I do not dig this ensemble. First of all, I have an aversion to pink satin on anyone but Marilyn Monroe. It looks cheap, even on my Gwynnie. But more importantly, what"s with those beads crawling up her arms? It reminds me of the intrepid Rogue from the XMen series. Full Story

Katie"s bump - a discussion

February 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You have no doubt seen this photo montage of Katie"s bump that first appeared on Pink is the New Blog, a brilliant effort worthy of a full length documentary examining every shrinking and enlarging and reshrinking move of Tom"s spawn. It"s a topic that has generated much smutty discussion: how far along is she? Is it real? Is it a prosthetic? When is she due? I myself have had several debates with many of you on when we can expect an arrival. Full Story

From Blaine N: on Brad and his ladies

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From Blaine N: on Brad and his ladies I do need to point out to you the overwhelming evidence that Brad Pitt has a very strong predeliction towards physically morphing into his significant others. Let"s go back, starting with Gwyn: matching straw-blonde hair, at points they even had the same hair cut, waifish physique, pale. Full Story