Pitt Porn & a BFF!

January 30, 2012 19:16:12 Posted at January 30, 2012 19:16:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Dimitrios Kambouris/Christopher Polk/Mark Davis/Getty

They brought the Pitt Porn harder than they have all season last night, perhaps detecting some weakness in George Clooney’s campaign...?

As you’ve seen and read, the Brange has been laying it on pretty thick lately, especially Brad Pitt, with the marriage talk and even more marriage talk, between him and Clooney, it’s been fascinating watching the two mighty Super Elite players Biel-ing it on the campaign trail.

But I’ll take Pitt Porn over Clooney Porn every single day, you?

Look at the shot of her leaning back against him. Look at the way he’s lightly resting his chin on her arm. Look at him nuzzling her cheek. Please. These are the money shots.

And Angie was in a particularly good mood last night too even in her sh-tty wet look Jenny Packham dress. Was it because she finally had a girlfriend to talk to? The Jolie and Tilda Swinton seemed awfully chatty, conspiring well through the closing credits. Thing is, I’m not sure how well our beloved, non conformist Tilda goes over with the MiniVan Majority.

Why does the woman have to look like that?

She wears too many pants!

Tilda Swinton advises Angelina Jolie to turn Shiloh into a boy!

Angelina invites Tilda into bed for a 3-way with her and Brad!

Angelina leaves Brad for Tilda!

But could Angelina Jolie ever be friends with Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner?

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