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GG Best Hair: Angelina Jolie

January 16, 2012 20:16:20 Posted at January 16, 2012 20:16:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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An easy knot like this is so underrated. And it doesn’t need to look like this. Angelina’s isn’t perfect, and this is a good thing. It could have very well been swept off off her face and neck, looped around an elastic a few times, and done. If you have long hair, like, me, this takes all of 10 seconds. Full Story

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Brange is all business

January 9, 2012 16:52:55 Posted at January 9, 2012 16:52:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There was some Pitt Porn posing on Saturday night in Palm Springs but mostly, for both of them, it was Work Time. Both of them were selling, and separately. About half an hour before arrivals, a publicist representing Angelina’s film In The Land Of Blood and Honey came down the press line to confirm that Jolie would indeed be taking questions on the line, and that she preferred that they be about the movie. Full Story

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Oscar Shaping: Brange & Critics’ Choice

December 13, 2011 17:05:18 Posted at December 13, 2011 17:05:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Critics’ Choice nominations were announced today.  The Artist and Hugo continue to receive a lot of love across the board. Same goes for The Descendants. But you know what movie I loved so much this year which is also, quietly, getting recognised almost everywhere? Midnight In ParisWe still don’t know how many films will contend for the big prize at the Kodak, but Paris has been just as consistent as some of the other 4th, 5th, and 6th place titles. Full Story

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The Brange lights up TIFF 2011

September 9, 2011 16:30:17 Posted at September 9, 2011 16:30:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Huuuge crowd at RTH tonight. Obviously. And they were not disappointed. Brad Pitt showed. As expected. But everyone was waiting to see if the Jolie would show. Of course she showed. The movie is good (if not a little long). The movie has solid prospects. Now it's time to sell it. And they did. He did. Full Story

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Brange > Cannes

May 17, 2011 08:29:00 Posted at May 17, 2011 08:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We had Brange as our top story on etalk yesterday and I can't imagine it was any different for any other entertainment show. They were the Main Event on Monday. Yesterday I described the process of getting credentialed for a red carpet here in Cannes - click here Full Story

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Pitt Porn and the permit

October 18, 2010 06:39:38 Posted at October 18, 2010 06:39:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? This is what I’d rather be doing, creeping on the new Pitt Porn instead of chasing around a laser tag story. Because, well, look at them. Even the lighting is working for them. Remember when they were supposed to be broken up, like, 348 times by now? No, they’re still too horny looking to be broken up. Full Story

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Summertime Pitt Porn

July 20, 2010 06:50:41 Posted at July 20, 2010 06:50:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh thanks God. There was no Pitt Porn at Cannes this year and there’s been no Pitt Porn for months and it’s been a hot dry summer and now finally, finally they took the porn out for a ride and everything else stopped. All in service of course of Salt. Full Story

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Brange week

July 16, 2010 09:51:00 Posted at July 16, 2010 09:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you ready for a Brangelunatic stampede? They’ve been working up that crazy for a while, and now there’s a full opportunity ahead for them to unleash it. The Los Angeles premiere of Salt is Monday. And now it’s been confirmed Full Story

Brange Bowl Pitt Porn

February 8, 2010 07:04:53 Posted at February 8, 2010 07:04:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three watched the game from a private box, in full view, and gave us a taste of Pitt Porn just in time for the New Year. Full Story

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Brange: pocket 5s are weak

February 1, 2010 11:47:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 11:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement would be imminent. For those of you who don’t know poker, pocket 5s is a sh-tty hand, but everyone was willing to go all in based on a report from a rather nefarious source. Full Story

Pitt Porn, George, and the Italian Queen

December 11, 2009 07:53:06 Posted at December 11, 2009 07:53:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Super producer Jerry Weintraub was honoured last night at the UNICEF Ball which is why his boys showed up dutifully to support him with George Clooney presenting. George, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon and all with their ladies at one event. Needless to say, there was nowhere else to be. Brange put on a very, very happy glowy show in the face of the scandalous new book on shelves now calling for their imminent split. Full Story

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Pitt Porn is art

December 4, 2009 08:18:13 Posted at December 4, 2009 08:18:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba Bitch decided to defile Full Story

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Brad in Nice and faux Pitt Porn?

November 19, 2009 08:21:44 Posted at November 19, 2009 08:21:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one. According to Fox 411 Full Story

Brange: snakes and rabbits

November 16, 2009 08:31:38 Posted at November 16, 2009 08:31:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here Full Story