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Pitt Porn & a BFF!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 19:16:12 January 30, 2012 19:16:12
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They brought the Pitt Porn harder than they have all season last night, perhaps detecting some weakness in George Clooney’s campaign...? As you’ve seen and read, the Brange has been laying it on pretty thick lately, especially Brad Pitt, with the marriage talk and even more marriage talk, between him and Clooney, it’s been fascinating watching the two mighty Super Elite players Biel-ing it on the campaign trail. Full Story

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GG Best Hair: Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 20:16:20 January 16, 2012 20:16:20
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An easy knot like this is so underrated. And it doesn’t need to look like this. Angelina’s isn’t perfect, and this is a good thing. It could have very well been swept off off her face and neck, looped around an elastic a few times, and done. If you have long hair, like, me, this takes all of 10 seconds. Full Story

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Brange is all business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 16:52:55 January 9, 2012 16:52:55
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There was some Pitt Porn posing on Saturday night in Palm Springs but mostly, for both of them, it was Work Time. Both of them were selling, and separately. About half an hour before arrivals, a publicist representing Angelina’s film In The Land Of Blood and Honey came down the press line to confirm that Jolie would indeed be taking questions on the line, and that she preferred that they be about the movie. Full Story

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Oscar Shaping: Brange & Critics’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 17:05:18 December 13, 2011 17:05:18
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The Critics’ Choice nominations were announced today.  The Artist and Hugo continue to receive a lot of love across the board. Same goes for The Descendants. But you know what movie I loved so much this year which is also, quietly, getting recognised almost everywhere? Midnight In ParisWe still don’t know how many films will contend for the big prize at the Kodak, but Paris has been just as consistent as some of the other 4th, 5th, and 6th place titles. Full Story

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The Brange lights up TIFF 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 16:30:17 September 9, 2011 16:30:17

Huuuge crowd at RTH tonight. Obviously. And they were not disappointed. Brad Pitt showed. As expected. But everyone was waiting to see if the Jolie would show. Of course she showed. The movie is good (if not a little long). The movie has solid prospects. Now it's time to sell it. And they did. He did. Full Story

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Brange > Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2011 08:29:00 May 17, 2011 08:29:00

We had Brange as our top story on etalk yesterday and I can't imagine it was any different for any other entertainment show. They were the Main Event on Monday. Yesterday I described the process of getting credentialed for a red carpet here in Cannes - click here Full Story

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Pitt Porn and the permit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2010 06:39:38 October 18, 2010 06:39:38

See? This is what I’d rather be doing, creeping on the new Pitt Porn instead of chasing around a laser tag story. Because, well, look at them. Even the lighting is working for them. Remember when they were supposed to be broken up, like, 348 times by now? No, they’re still too horny looking to be broken up. Full Story

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Summertime Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 06:50:41 July 20, 2010 06:50:41

Oh thanks God. There was no Pitt Porn at Cannes this year and there’s been no Pitt Porn for months and it’s been a hot dry summer and now finally, finally they took the porn out for a ride and everything else stopped. All in service of course of Salt. Full Story

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Brange week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 09:51:00 July 16, 2010 09:51:00

Are you ready for a Brangelunatic stampede? They’ve been working up that crazy for a while, and now there’s a full opportunity ahead for them to unleash it. The Los Angeles premiere of Salt is Monday. And now it’s been confirmed Full Story

Brange Bowl Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 07:04:53 February 8, 2010 07:04:53

WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three watched the game from a private box, in full view, and gave us a taste of Pitt Porn just in time for the New Year. Full Story

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Brange: pocket 5s are weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 11:47:00 February 1, 2010 11:47:00

What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement would be imminent. For those of you who don’t know poker, pocket 5s is a sh-tty hand, but everyone was willing to go all in based on a report from a rather nefarious source. Full Story