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Hot moments between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Sushi Porn came first

October 5, 2008 08:02:05 Posted at October 5, 2008 08:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet to promote The Changeling and sent everyone – from photographers to journalists to fans – swooning in the wake of their hotness. Full Story

Angie Talks Pitt Porn!

June 11, 2008 14:10:57 Posted at June 11, 2008 14:10:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make that choice too. Full Story

Pitt Porn Saturation

May 21, 2008 05:40:00 Posted at May 21, 2008 05:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite comfort food: sliced beef and tomato over rice with baby bok choy. Some days in university I`d eat it every day for like 2 weeks, then take a break for a few days, but always bring it back right away. Yum. I could use some beef and tomato now. But the point is, we all need space from things we love the most. Full Story

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Healed by the Chosen One

May 20, 2008 06:24:00 Posted at May 20, 2008 06:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Pitts went shopping for baby goods yesterday in Cannes and the whole town lost its sh-t. This is because the Chosen One Shiloh was brought down from her home in the clouds for a walk among mortals. The paparazzi were well prepared. I received a text as I was leaving the junket that they were mobilising from their usual spots to congregate around the First Family, amused that they had decided on the busiest time of day and also the busiest day period to go “shopping”. Full Story

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Mother’s Day in France

May 12, 2008 06:03:00 Posted at May 12, 2008 06:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check out the Chosen One and her family in France enjoying Mother’s Day on their villa terrace with pool accessories and balloons. Full Story