Posing Articles

Little body, big shoes, pose hard

August 9, 2010 06:53:59 Posted at August 9, 2010 06:53:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Totally down with Lea Michele’s dress. And she’s totally down with her own dress. Because she’s giving herself an aneurysm posing in it. Wonder if they have to ask her to leave the step and repeat, like if some poor wrangler gets assigned the task of ahem-ing Ms Michele to make room for the 10th Kardashian. Full Story

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A wasted effort

May 12, 2010 11:38:40 Posted at May 12, 2010 11:38:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Lainey. Am writing this during the arrivals at the opening of the Cannes Film Festival. We’re shooting the carpet and I’m laughing my Chinese ass off at Kate Beckinsale. Evidently no one told her Cate Blanchett is coming. But what else did we expect? The most notorious OverDresser in the business, of course Kate Beckinsale came like a preening swan, of course she brought her hardest Try, of course she doesn’t realise it never, ever amounts to much, and especially not on a night when Queen Cate takes it up everyone else’s ass. Full Story

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MET Pain: Renee Zellweger

May 4, 2010 11:21:36 Posted at May 4, 2010 11:21:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does that hurt? Because it looks like it hurts. To be her. It looks like it hurts a lot to be Renee Zellweger. Some stars, you see them, you feel comfortable, at ease, very relaxed. Other stars, like Renee, as soon as the photo comes up you cringe, there’s an ache in your back, you automatically adjust, maybe rub out a shoulder. Full Story

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MET Sit DOWN: Jessica Szohr

May 4, 2010 07:27:38 Posted at May 4, 2010 07:27:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone actually posed harder than Renee Zellweger last night, especially when you consider who she actually is. Annoying, barely relevant Vanessa on Gossip Girl showed up at the Met Gala with a lot of Try on her face and a wannabe Jennifer Lopez expression leaving us with two questions: Who? And Why Is? Look at this bitch go for it. Full Story

Speaking of poseharding...

April 23, 2010 09:46:20 Posted at April 23, 2010 09:46:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like we conjured her! Mentioned the other day that Posh hasn’t been papped in weeks. This is not her usual form. Then several of you mentioned seeing her on Idol the other day. And last night Victoria Beckham stepped out to attend the BritWeek Charity Event in LA, poseharding her fake tits off in a black tuxedo with nothing underneath. Full Story

Renee Z’s short hair

April 23, 2010 09:24:26 Posted at April 23, 2010 09:24:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been short a while but last night at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of My Own Love Song, Renee styled it like a pixie that had her hair hacked off on the sides by a teenage gardener who wasn’t paying attention. Hair, I think, is hard for her. Because hers is so limp and thin. Good for no extensions. Full Story

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Pose-Hard is a housewife

April 13, 2010 07:43:30 Posted at April 13, 2010 07:43:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lea Michele is Glee’s hardest poser, no doubt. Look at her. So much Try, and so little need. Because Lea Michele is legitimately talented. That voice, that voice is joy. And yet it’s almost as though she’s telling us that that voice, as pure and perfect as it is, simply isn’t enough. Full Story

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One casual outfit

March 4, 2010 15:41:29 Posted at March 4, 2010 15:41:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I kinda love that Renee Zellweger, when she doesn’t have to dress up, has only one go-to outfit. I do this too. It’s comfortable. If only she could be so comfortable on a carpet. Here’s Renee at the Beverly Centre today getting some shopping done ahead of this weekend’s festivities. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Reese & Renee

March 3, 2010 07:41:13 Posted at March 3, 2010 07:41:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Vera Wang boutique opening in LA last night. My favourite photos of the day. Have a look at Reese Witherspoon’s face standing next to Renee Zellweger working it, exerting it, for the cameras. Kills me. Like Reese doesn’t know what the f-ck to make of the bony pose-hard. And is kind of embarrassed for her. Full Story

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Grammy GLEE

February 1, 2010 07:01:23 Posted at February 1, 2010 07:01:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was good. Finally Lea Michele picked a dress appropriate for the occasion, for her age, and for her status. She looked great. But holy Posh, the poseharding is epic. She also doesn’t seem to like wearing her hair up either, Jennifer Aniston. And there’s a slight new half fringe, cut specifically Full Story

Stop stealing the GMD’s pose

January 13, 2010 13:58:19 Posted at January 13, 2010 13:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent of the GMD. Full Story

Snap and Flex > Boring

August 19, 2009 08:01:00 Posted at August 19, 2009 08:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh honey. It must be exhausting. Renee Zellweger relaxed her SnapFace just a little last night at the premiere of My One & Only in New York to focus on the posing. She posed very, very, very hard. Some celebrities are naturals on the carpet. Renee is not a natural on a carpet. But she wants very badly to own a carpet. Full Story

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