Posing Articles
Pose-Hard is a housewife
Lea Michele is Glee’s hardest poser, no doubt. Look at her. So much Try, and so little need. Because Lea Michele is legitimately talented. That voice, that voice is joy. And yet it’s almost as though she’s telling us that that voice, as pure and perfect as it is, simply isn’t enough. Full Story
One casual outfit
I kinda love that Renee Zellweger, when she doesn’t have to dress up, has only one go-to outfit. I do this too. It’s comfortable. If only she could be so comfortable on a carpet. Here’s Renee at the Beverly Centre today getting some shopping done ahead of this weekend’s festivities. Full Story
Photo Assumption: Reese & Renee
At the Vera Wang boutique opening in LA last night. My favourite photos of the day. Have a look at Reese Witherspoon’s face standing next to Renee Zellweger working it, exerting it, for the cameras. Kills me. Like Reese doesn’t know what the f-ck to make of the bony pose-hard. And is kind of embarrassed for her. Full Story
Grammy GLEE
It was good. Finally Lea Michele picked a dress appropriate for the occasion, for her age, and for her status. She looked great. But holy Posh, the poseharding is epic. She also doesn’t seem to like wearing her hair up either, Jennifer Aniston. And there’s a slight new half fringe, cut specifically Full Story
Stop stealing the GMD’s pose
Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent of the GMD. Full Story
Snap and Flex > Boring
Oh honey. It must be exhausting. Renee Zellweger relaxed her SnapFace just a little last night at the premiere of My One & Only in New York to focus on the posing. She posed very, very, very hard. Some celebrities are naturals on the carpet. Renee is not a natural on a carpet. But she wants very badly to own a carpet. Full Story