Naked Shelfy is the Best Shelfy
Silly Shelfy wants to be taken seriously in film, joining that long sad list of TV to movie Fail Girls.
Silly Shelfy wants to call herself an actor. Up to this point, Shelfy’s career description has consisted only of:
Jessica Biel, great ass, Justin Timberlake’s girlfriend
And even though she keeps fighting it, the truth keeps slapping back at her face. Shelf Ass is simply a great ass. Period. It’s time for her to own the truth.
This is the trailer for Shelfy’s new movie Powder Blue in which she plays a stripper with no body double. Powder Blue though is yet another one of her projects without a confirmed release date. Never a good sign.
Perhaps recognising this, and worried about the fate of the film, the distributors decided to release this trailer, brimming with tantalising glimpses of Shelfy’s naked body, including side boob shots, and of course several tight frames on that ridiculously impossible posterior attached to an undeniably herm physique.
The result? Major online buzz. Thank you ass!
It’s what she’s good for.
Powder Blue trailer featuring Shelfy’s Ass