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Is there a kids’ table?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2012 18:32:08 May 18, 2012 18:32:08
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Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for Foreign Monarchs at Windsor Castle today. As in you were only invited if you are royalty, literally. The Cambridges and Hot Harry were there. Please God kill Kate’s pink square toe satin shoes I hate them SO much.I like to imagine that the three of them stayed close through the event. Full Story

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9 Months Of Serenity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2012 13:58:49 April 17, 2012 13:58:49

Her Princess Of Serenity Charlene was at her husband Prince Albert’s side yesterday during The Monte-Carlo Rolex Masters to present Novak Djokovic with the Vermeil Sport Medal of Monaco for Physical Education. It’s now just over three quarters of a year that Charlene’s been locked into position. It’s been quite an adjustment. Full Story

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A Prison Bride at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2012 14:00:51 February 27, 2012 14:00:51
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I screamed in the control room when the pool feed picked up Serenity arriving with Albert last night. Needless to say, this did not go over well since there are easily two dozen people in there trying to produce a live show. But there she was, all tragic and miserable, and if only Mother Angelina could rescue her, you know? If only. Full Story

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Prison Bride at the Oscars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2012 15:41:52 February 15, 2012 15:41:52

OMG. I feel like I might be more excited to see her at the Oscars than anyone else. It’s Prison Bride!Accordingly to Page Six, Prince Albert and Her Serenity of Captivity, Princess Charlene of Monaco, would like to attend the Oscars on February 26th. Full Story

Progress Report: Serenity’s First Six Months

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 17:04:35 January 23, 2012 17:04:35
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It’s now been 6 months since the beginning of Charlene Wittstock’s Serene Imprisonment to the Monarch of Monaco. Last week she joined the Grimaldis at the opening ceremony of the Monte Carlo 36th International Circus Festival. Charlene had difficulties adjusting to her new role. She seemed to lack energy and enthusiasm for her official duties. Full Story

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Prison Bride’s Chistmas present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 16:58:04 December 19, 2011 16:58:04
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This is Monaco’s Prince Albert participating in the traditional Christmas bath yesterday in, I guess?, royal swimwear? And a blue bathrobe. Just in case you were wondering what Charlene of Serenity goes to bed with every night. Speaking of Her Highness of Prison, she was allowed to go to Germany this weekend for a charity gala. Full Story

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Prison Bride, Dork Prince, and Giant Santa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 21:36:20 December 14, 2011 21:36:20
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You know when someone super nerdy stands next to something super nerdy the nerdy-ness of the two combined more than doubles? This is why Comic-Con is so awesome. When thousands of them are nerd herding there together, their individual nerd components bump together and, like heating matter in a flask, it expands to explosive levels. Full Story

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Prison Bride’s back on the balcony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 18:06:28 November 21, 2011 18:06:28
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Remember when Charlene of Serenity had to kiss Prince Albert on the balcony of the palace right after their civil ceremony and she looked like she wanted to end her life? Here, let me attach a photo to remind you, just in case that memory isn’t strong enough in your mind. Well she was back on the balcony this weekend for Monaco National Day celebrations and this time she managed to control her nausea. Full Story

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Princess Serenity’s first National Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2011 15:35:35 November 17, 2011 15:35:35

Monaco National Day is on Saturday. It will be the first for Charlene as the principality’s Serene Highness. She was there last year but they weren’t married yet, obviously. (I don’t mean to be mean Stephanie, Jesus, she looks frighteningly bad.)Anyway, the Royal Family, leading up to the holiday, is attending various charity events to celebrate and to give back to the people. Full Story

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Serenity seeks asylum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2011 16:51:01 November 2, 2011 16:51:01

How much do you love that shot of Julie Andrews at the table with Prince Albert and Her Serenity Charlene of Monaco? God he seems like such a buffoon. Here they are, the newlyweds Grimaldi in New York last night at the Princess Grace Awards Gala. Charlene, as you can see, was as docile as ever. Very beautiful but also very numb. Full Story

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Handholding makes her nauseous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 15:19:05 October 5, 2011 15:19:05
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Prince Albert and Prison Bride Charlene Serenity welcomed Croatian President Ivo Josipovic to Monaco yesterday. It was a state visit. And the First Lady would have been required to be there even though she probably preferred hanging out in Paris where she was earlier this week and where she appeared much livelier - click here Full Story

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