You know, if I was David Miscavige and my 2nd ranked Hollywood puppet was threatening to break rank and let out his gaygay, Will Smith and Family would look pretty good to me too.
Look at all this gorgessity. Trey is almost a man, Jaden’s already acting, and little Willow – how cute is little Willow?
And then there’s Jada. When Jada tucks ‘em in, as she did on this night, she is as beautiful a bride as anyone else, making her and Will one of the most fetching, most appealing, most attractive couples anywhere.
Wouldn’t you woo too? Can you imagine what an asset they would be?
Kelly Preston. Full on panic.