Hot Harry’s Wiggly Worm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 08:16:30 May 4, 2011 08:16:30

That might be the best title of any post I’ve ever written.

And it’s also terribly misleading.


Don’t lie. You totally thought this was about what Hot Harry on a Horse is packing. Oh, and on the subject of the jewels of the Princes… please…

That photo of Princes William and Harry supposedly getting dressed with Prince Charles – fake and lame, the end.

Now, about Hot Harry’s Wiggly Worm – Camilla was at an event yesterday and she talked about the wedding and the official wedding portraits (does it bite your ass that Camilla gets to be included in the official wedding portraits?) and how they were able to get the children under control for long enough to get the right shot and it turns out, it was Hot Harry who pulled a Wiggly Worm out of his pocket and gave it to Camilla’s granddaughter, little Eliza Lopes (who is SO cute), and she held on to it the whole time and, well, Wiggly Worm is now a part of the official Wedding of the Century photographs:

“Did you see the wiggly worm? That was the funniest thing. I can’t believe no one has spotted it. I was so worried about Eliza. She is such a lovely little thing and looked so gorgeous in her dress but it was a very big occasion for a child of her age. Harry pulled this wiggly worm out of his pocket in the carriage to keep them amused. Eliza loved it so much that she wouldn’t let go and it even made the official photographs. Can you believe it? She was holding onto my finger but in her other hand was this worm. I was so proud of her, she looked adorable in her dress and couldn’t stop twirling around in it. It was such a lovely, lovely day.”

I’m telling you…

Hot Harry with the children, he’s irresistible.

Am attaching a few more shots of him with the children and with Pippa on the balcony and in a couple of them you can see James Middleton and stop reading now if you’re sensitive about this and don’t want to hear a negative word because I’m about to drop something you’ll just get all huffy about which is that James Middleton, the brother, I find him a little skeevy. Like when he was reading during the service I was part like – is this guy acting? why is he so Try? – and part like –there are chills running up and down my spine and I would never want to be in a room alone with him. Maybe it’s just me.

Photos from and

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