Hot Harry will always love Chelsy
Here’s Prince Harry on Saturday night leaving a club almost like he’s forcing them to send him back to Afghanistan. Let me go, or I will piss away all the goodwill I’ve accumulated by getting drunk every night and doing nothing better with my life.
The night before, Harry and Chelsy Davy were both at Princess Eugenie’s birthday party. According to UK gossips, they were rather close and seemed super happy to see each other and he’s been wearing a pendant she gave him so this might mean they’re back together but no one is really sure.
It doesn’t matter if they’re officially back together or not. I’m telling you, Chelsy is Harry’s Camilla. He will always love her. He will always love that she didn’t want the life he could give her. Yes, yes, Chelsy looked really sh-t at Will and Kate’s wedding. But Chelsy also surprises in ways Kate never will.
Maybe she’ll change her mind when Harry Dear Johns her from the battlefield. But I’ll be dead by the time they release the letters to the Royal Archives. F-ck.