Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third in line to the throne or the Grand Poobah of Jeah? While Harry is ensconced at Balmoral waiting on Granny’s judgment, Lochte’s the one on The Today Show being all wholesome and snuggling puppies. Full Story

Hot Harry who was caught on camera cavorting nude in Las Vegas has returned to London. As I first reported yesterday - click here for a refresher - the heat is now on his protection officers for completely cocking up the assignment. Again, it’s not that they could have corrected or prevented the behaviour but that they failed to conceal it. Full Story

Scamp! It was only a matter of time. He’d been so good for too long. He’d suppressed his true urges for much too long. He was well-behaved for ...too many months. Too many dinner jackets, too many official engagements, too much ... adult responsibility! And for someone like Harry, that sh-t is impossible to contain in Vegas. Full Story

Prince Harry was in Vegas last night. So was Ryan Lochte. They ended up in a pool together. Easy. I too wish this story would end the way you want it to end -- with Lochte’s legs wrapped around Harry’s waist. Instead, at 3am, Harry jumped in the pool with his pants still on and challenged Lochte to a breast stroke. Full Story

London is looking for its Next. After the excitement of the Royal Wedding, and the Queen’s Jubilee followed by those amazing Olympics, there’s no party on the horizon, nothing to look forward to... Which is why this article Full Story

He looked sad last night at the end of the Closing Ceremony, didn't he? He looked...bereft. And God I wish they cut away to him more often. There was a shot of him and Kate whistling but wouldn't you have preferred to see him getting down to Taio Cruz? Saying ay-oh? As the senior Royal representing the Family, it was a grim-faced Harry who took his place next to Jacques Rogge. Full Story

What will we do when the Olympics are over? I love it so much I watch every event. Even the super-obscure ones. What will we do when there's nothing on TV anymore? What will we do when Hot Harry isn't out everyday? Right now, as of this writing, Harry and I are watching the exact same thing: the Women's Beach Volleyball Final. Full Story

Something about these photos I love so much... Here are more shots of Prince Harry at the velodrome yesterday. Click here if you missed him getting fist pumpy in the stands. As previously mentioned, Harry was there with his cousin Peter Phillips. Full Story

Team GB has been owning the velodrome. We were watching the men’s sprint yesterday - you know the event where they spend the first few laps mindf-cking each other before actually racing? Ryan Lochte shouldn’t be a cyclist. Jacek gets really shouty over the race where the athletes are paced by the dude on the white bike who looks like he’s going for a leisurely ride through the field to pick up some bread and a pint of milk. Full Story

Prince William told CTV’s Brian Williams during their interview on Friday - click here to watch - that he didn’t have much more time to enjoy the Olympics as he’s back to work this week. Full Story

Brian Williams of CTV interviewed Princes William and Harry on Friday for our Olympic coverage. Click here to watch. The best part? Near the beginning, Will tries to make a joke about how he and Harry flew helicopters during rehearsals for the Queen’s entrance to the Opening Ceremony. Full Story

There was a LOT of squee yesterday over those shots of Prince William and his Catherine hugging each other excitedly at the velodrome. More on that in a minute. The three of them, Will, Kate, and Harry too, they’ve been busy through the Games, out almost every day. Harry was particularly active on Thursday stopping in at Canada House, hosting a reception for School Games athletes (where he had to wear the dreaded dinner jacket), and of course, with his brother and sister-in-law cheering on Team GB and Sir Chris Hoy. Full Story

I don’t need to write too much here, do I? Prince William and his Catherine watched Team GB take gold today in the team spring AND break a world record. Look at them celebrating! With an embrace! See? Royal Olympic Fever! It is ON. Look how delightfully animated they are. Full Story

Prince Harry was at the pool yesterday. Look at him biting his nails. He’s really getting into these Games, non? At gymnastics earlier this week I thought he was going to have a breakdown. God I love it when he leans in a chair. Even if he does seem a little chubby right now, especially in that side shot. Full Story