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All Smiles…even Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Victoria Beckham doing a Hello Kitty smile!!! Love, love, love. For those of you unfamiliar with Hello Kitty Asian culture – for some reason, my homeland people (the girls in particular) can’t pull off a full frontal grin without hunching forward and throwing their hands straight up in front of their faces like all cutesy cutesy stick a needle in your eyeball. Full Story

The Beckhams En Route

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2007 12:00:00 July 12, 2007 12:00:00

As reported in yesterday’s column, after her silent admission that David did indeed goose Rebecca Loos and that she chose to tough through it, am now more convinced that ever that Posh will never let him go. The Beckhams are for life, perhaps not out of passion but certainly out of pragmatism. Full Story

Chelsea at Mahiki!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

My summer girl… my Chelsea in London partying at Mahiki. Well of course she was partying at Mahiki – she’s 21 and Mahiki only works for 23 and under. Big boobs, skinny legs, blonde and tan…like Pam Anderson but super rich. An heiress. With connections good enough for a Hot Harry on a Horse and bred to be able to swallow his royal indiscretions… Love. Full Story

Dating Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2007 12:00:00 July 11, 2007 12:00:00

Much of a prick as he is, Justin Timberlake, in terms of talent and prestige, was certainly a tough act to follow. Pip is super A list, absolutely. But after a brief dalliance with that mindfreak loser, Cam like Gisele is finally dating up, hopefully recognising her own super elite status and choosing accordingly. Full Story

Black, Blonde, and Boobed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes. All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still rather bouncy…and up close her skin looks pretty good too. Full Story

Bullsh-t Like Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists they measure only 32B. Full Story

Friday, July 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

You know it’s a slow week when every frickin’ detail of Eva Longoria’s pre-wedding prep has been documented with meticulous attention.

Am headed to Calgary for one day on Sunday shooting for eTalk. Hopefully will be able to enjoy some Stampede festivities and perhaps pop in to the infamous Cowboys? Where Hot Harry on a Horse dabbled in some Canadian low classy? Would love to do a shot of tequila off a set of fake tits purchased for staff by the establishment’s generous owners. Word is, during Stampede, the girls who work it the hardest can earn up to ten grand a night. A NIGHT??? I scoffed at first but I suppose preying on the horny and rich can be a lucrative business.

Finally Friday, am online all day, refresh often.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Hot Harry and his Brother – new concert photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 00:00:00 July 4, 2007 00:00:00

In the new issue of Hello Canada, several photos not widely circulated from the Concert for Diana last Sunday. For the first time in a long time, I actually find William attractive. Even his dorky dancing. Some say he was only goofing around – whatever he was doing, he looked like he was having a good time, genuinely enjoying himself, not constipated and boring…not quite quiverating, certainly not even close to the Hotness on Horse, but not entirely unsexy either. Full Story

The Beckham Jersey Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is coming to America and thanks to Motorola, I have one personalised soccer jersey signed by Becks himself to give away to a lucky LaineyGossip. Full Story

Bred For It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

They are young yet and marriage is nowhere near a reality but my new favourite Chelsy Davy has clearly been bred for the position should the opportunity present itself. At the tender age of 21, Chelsy is already adept at the turn and swallow – not a porn move but a privilege move, the move so many other society ladies before her have perfected: the art of overlooking infidelity and embarrassment and keeping one’s eye on the big picture… A Royal Title. Full Story

British Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London yesterday at the Concert for Diana to introduce Take That, was greeted with one of the loudest receptions of the evening – a bittersweet moment for a man who will be calling Los Angeles home for the next long while. Full Story