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The Daily Bitch … Please: Victoria Beckham

March 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Precisely why I worship her: the Chav, the concrete tits, the c*ckblow lips, the posing, the posturing, and now this… Posh lamenting about being away from David, about how hard it is, how her heart aches at the separation, how her CONSTANT jaunts to Los Angeles to shop and househunt tear apart her heart because she misses him so much. Full Story

The Daily Defense: Courteney & David

March 6, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amid reports of marital unrest, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have released a statement to Us Weekly, assuring the MiniVan Majority that all is well between them. The sanctity of their union had been questioned by low ranking tabloids Star and Life & Style, both reporting that Courteney’s relationship with Dirt co-star Josh Stewart was a source of strife. Full Story

Thursday, March 1, 2007
Dear Gossips, As you now know, VBTV is officially official – concrete tits on display in an attempt to court the American public, on network tv no less. And while she thinks she’ll be able to talk her famous friends into making appearances to boost interest off the top, many insiders belief someone like Jennifer Lopez will bail on her at the last minute. And Katie’s participation isn’t exactly lock solid either. But if what we’ve seen from YouTube so far is any indication, Posh will be a stateside Star…and the haters are already predicting that her new brand will offer David a backdoor exit out of his marriage. As for Paris Hilton facing jail time for driving with a suspended license – though nothing would make me happier than to see that sh-t locked up, somehow that virus is going to mutate her way out of prison too. Don’t doubt the evil power of Hollywood Ebola or the baffling existence of those who worship her – I saw them at clubs, at the lounges, every night at Teddy’s, little clones of each other snorting coke in the bathroom after maxing out their credit cards at Lisa Kline. I’m telling you, eradicating Paris would be like wiping out LA – ain’t gonna happen. So the way I see it, the only way to fight that bitch is to hit it where it hurts the most. Paris can handle being hated. What Paris won’t be able to handle is being replaced. Watch. Thursday – blogging all day, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Friday Night Lights continues to impress. Unlike Grey’s Anatomy which just sucks ass, period. Did I mention we walked by the Grey’s set last week in LA? Stood outside the Seattle Grace doors, where Bailey receives ambulance patients. Then the Chief and Isaiah Washington show up without fanfare, both in scrubs, Isaiah said hello to everyone, recognized me surprisingly from when I interviewed him back in November, seemed like he was in an excellent mood. And so he should be. After all, he still has a job. And given that they’re shooting the final episodes of the season, it’s a good bet he’ll still be around come May…and beyond. So weak. So lame. So not Friday Night Lights. So why aren’t you watching??? PPS. Maureen M from Toronto is the winner of the Balmshell Oscar Contest! Congratulations!

The Blonde Posh

February 28, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 28, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now I’m sure you’ve seen it. Victoria’s new ‘do. Now blonde and bimbo and weave and wavy is one thing. But short and sassy in a sea of straggly locks? Love, love, love. Here she is rockin’ a shorter version of her signature cut, lightened for the California climate, but not to the extreme, and truth be told - never thought so before - my girl looks good as an ash blonde. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Becks shirtless and humping

February 21, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I remember seeing Truth or Dare for the first time – Madonna’s documentary about her Blonde Ambition tour stocked with the hottest gayest (save one…what happened to Oliver anyway?) dancers, like, ever. At one point, two of them giv’er. They were playing – what else – Truth or Dare and Madge asked them to French kiss. Full Story

David Beckham: horny & aggressive?

February 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wife’s away, balls are blue, temptation everywhere hard to resist… no wonder David lost his sh-t on the pitch?   Becks scrapped with an opponent the other day and of course, he still looks the Hotness even when he’s misbehaving. As for all of you who object to record breaking presence on the Freebie Five because of his voice…again, he just has to rock, he doesn’t have to talk. Full Story

Posh & Becks: on 2 continents

February 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’ve been together more than they’ve been apart this year – six weeks of constant separation, save for a few stolen vacay days in France and perhaps a night or two to check in…Posh is hellbent on securing her Stateside status while David, well, David is supposed to be playing football. Right. Look at that hotness – in Madrid after having dinner with Jennifer Lopez and the Vampire, Becks is sporting a familiar pinched expression. Full Story

Britney be Whitney

February 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Whitney at Clive’s annual pre-Grammy party on Saturday. Admit it. Once upon a time, you wrote off Whitney Houston. And if you really want to deny it, refresh your memory here – not too long ago, Whitney was Britney. And now, now that she’s purged the Bobby leach, with the eternal love and support of Clive Davis, Whitney is back looking better than ever. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Zizou is back

February 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

sh-t. Now I need to kick someone off the Freebie Five again to bring back Zizou. So who? How about Harry? Something tells me Harry doesn’t dig Asians. Something tells me Zizou digs the United Nations a whole lot. Zizou it is. Zizou will return to the Freebie Five soon as I get home to change it. Full Story


February 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of my favourites and almost perfect. Almost. Because for all the self discovery and the success and of course the outside package, Halle Berry has/had one huge flaw: she sucks at picking good men. And don’t we all know a girl like that? Wesley Snipes is rumoured to have boxed the sh-t out of her ear (he denies it), David Justice is an asshole, Eric Benet was a sex addict… can Halle Berry find true, healthy, lasting love? Perhaps it’s naïve but I think she has her best shot with Gabriel Aubry. Full Story

A Call From David Beckham

January 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He might be a philandering greedy arse married to a set of concrete tits, but once in a while it"s nice to know he doesn"t think only for himself.... Thanks to all of you who forwarded the article in the Toronto Star, of David"s phone call to a very sick 19 year old from Hamilton, Ontario - at times too weak to talk and fighting for her life - who received a spark of hope in the form of a phone call from the world"s most high profile footballer. Full Story