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Black, Blonde, and Boobed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

Would give anything to look this good at a work out. Madge heading to the gym today in London complete with blackberry and phone, in her track suit and the sweetest leather jacket. Am also coveting the shoes. All pales in comparison however to the tits. Pushing fifty and still rather bouncy…and up close her skin looks pretty good too. Full Story

Bullsh-t Like Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2007 12:00:00 July 10, 2007 12:00:00

They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists they measure only 32B. Full Story

Friday, July 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

You know it’s a slow week when every frickin’ detail of Eva Longoria’s pre-wedding prep has been documented with meticulous attention.

Am headed to Calgary for one day on Sunday shooting for eTalk. Hopefully will be able to enjoy some Stampede festivities and perhaps pop in to the infamous Cowboys? Where Hot Harry on a Horse dabbled in some Canadian low classy? Would love to do a shot of tequila off a set of fake tits purchased for staff by the establishment’s generous owners. Word is, during Stampede, the girls who work it the hardest can earn up to ten grand a night. A NIGHT??? I scoffed at first but I suppose preying on the horny and rich can be a lucrative business.

Finally Friday, am online all day, refresh often.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Hot Harry and his Brother – new concert photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2007 00:00:00 July 4, 2007 00:00:00

In the new issue of Hello Canada, several photos not widely circulated from the Concert for Diana last Sunday. For the first time in a long time, I actually find William attractive. Even his dorky dancing. Some say he was only goofing around – whatever he was doing, he looked like he was having a good time, genuinely enjoying himself, not constipated and boring…not quite quiverating, certainly not even close to the Hotness on Horse, but not entirely unsexy either. Full Story

The Beckham Jersey Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is coming to America and thanks to Motorola, I have one personalised soccer jersey signed by Becks himself to give away to a lucky LaineyGossip. Full Story

Bred For It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

They are young yet and marriage is nowhere near a reality but my new favourite Chelsy Davy has clearly been bred for the position should the opportunity present itself. At the tender age of 21, Chelsy is already adept at the turn and swallow – not a porn move but a privilege move, the move so many other society ladies before her have perfected: the art of overlooking infidelity and embarrassment and keeping one’s eye on the big picture… A Royal Title. Full Story

British Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London yesterday at the Concert for Diana to introduce Take That, was greeted with one of the loudest receptions of the evening – a bittersweet moment for a man who will be calling Los Angeles home for the next long while. Full Story

The Heir Can’t Dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

In all fairness, his beaver bucks weren’t quite so beaver bucky yesterday...but then another dorky problem reared its dorky head and that would be the Rhythm Issue. Is there anything unsexier than a dude who can’t dance? And tries to? His brother knows. The Hotness on a Horse who can hang a pair of pants…Harry knows. Full Story

Is Chelsy Chav?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

I don’t think so but Karen L and I were debating it the other night at the Sanderson Hotel. She says yes, I say no…You? Here’s Chelsy arriving at Heathrow yesterday, likely joining Hot Harry on a Horse at the Concert for Diana on Sunday. Girl can fill out a pair of jeans, that’s for sure. Full Story

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

We spent most of the day at Mahiki yesterday on a shoot. Sound familiar? Mahiki is the club where the Princes go - William and Harry and their friends. On a few occasions, the two have even been photographed leaving there looking flushed and rather inebriated.

So now perhaps you have a vision in your mind of what it"s like: up to royal standard, swank, chic...

Hella no.

Mahiki is hilarious. Mahiki is tiki. Mahiki is wicker furniture and tacky ass tropical decor and the most ridiculous drinks presented in large ceramics shaped like volcanos and jungle masks with flames coming out the top licking the liquid off the side. 

Hilarious. And even more hilarious the clientele - private school boys all of them. With their pinstiped shirts tucked into low rise jeans and flopsy "Hugh Grant" hairstyles drunk of their own sense of entitlement surrounded by young girls trying to land their very own Eton boy. 

Love it.

Sadly however...Hot Harry didn"t ride up on his horse. Maybe tonight.

It"s Tuesday - a thousand apologies.  We have a shoot booked in Paris, have to hop on Eurostar at 8am local time, working all day with eTalk, then returning to London in the evening.  Will not be able to post.

But just for today. Wednesday will be online all day, blogging all day. At least until the afternoon. First day of Harvey Nic"s sale... you understand.

Besides, that piece of scuzz virus gets out today. I"m thinking it"s the only thing you"ll hear about.

Sorry again. Will be back Wednesday with long, long column. Thank you for your understanding. Please please please forgive.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

 

 

 

Monday, June 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Always love waking up on a Monday to find fresh photos of David Beckham frolicking with men. Might have to top him back to #1 on the Freebie Five after Rocky’s reign – everybody loves a winner, non? in this case however, it has less to do with Real Madrid’s victory yesterday than with my dream. Yet another dream. And not a pervy one.

British men are on the mind, especially Hot Harry on Horse and Matt Lauer’s exclusive interview with the Princes airing today. Every clip of Harry is the super hotness, due in no small part to the fact that he likes to walk around with both hands clasped around his belt buckle. Hate to sound like one of those middle aged women swooning in a peeler bar but with a move so highly suggestive, it’s hard not to stare at the royal “region”. And then hearing his voice – his deep deep manly voice that sounds a bit like sleep, like groggy sleep after a sexy evening, it confirms the contention that the Spare brings way more quiver than the Heir. I mean seriously…the boy is FOINE. Everything about him – from the way he walks, to his pants, to the back of his neck. Watch tonight, you’ll see.

And so in my dream, David and I were driving around London in a Maserati. I can see it vividly – David changing gears, hands and feet in perfect rhythm, shades on in the middle of the night, dressed in a white tee shirt tucked into dirty jeans, triceps popping out every time he shifted to second and third…absolute loin candy with one major exception. When he turned to ask me what I wanted on my pizza – “Lainey (long and soft on the “Lai”), fancy a veggie or a meat lovers?” – it wasn’t the rat lizard voice that slithered out like a bucket of cold water but Harry’s posh drawl… like a Hot Harry Hybrid, a perfect man-boy combination.

As such, full on Beckham overload this morning…apologies in advance.

It’s Monday, online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Roots Bag winner has been contact – thanks for all your entries! More giveaways to come…