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You Scratch My Back…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2007 12:00:00 April 12, 2007 12:00:00

I’ll scratch yours. Courteney Cox has been Jennifer Aniston’s fan #1, her shoulder to weep on...for months and months her shoulder to weep on. And the first arrival at every pity party, and the “kindest” confidante in Malibu. Easy to be kind when your best friend is rich and famous though. Full Story

The Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my dream. As for the whereabouts of Kyle Chandler – hear me out. Full Story

Legendary Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Gird yourselves: David with a new tattoo. And he will NEVER come off the Freebie Five.  Full Story

Blame the Boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Posh and Brooklyn shopping on holiday and the poor guy doesn’t look too happy, clearly blaming the pappies. But is it the pappies or his mother’s “OVER HERE” boots? And don’t tell me they’re for warmth. How frickin’ cold could it be if she’s only wearing a short hoodie exposing some skin??? But seriously… it’s amazing how quickly they grow. Full Story

The New Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at the Sports Industry Awards in London tonight. Full Story

Exclusive Giveaway at the Junos!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

In celebration of the Junos, ONE LaineyGossip.com reader has an exclusive opportunity to win a crazy gift bag!  This contest is open to everyone, international AND domestic readers. Gift bag includes: - Bloodline Jewelry: A handcrafted sterling silver jewelry piece featuring a skull and wing from Bloodline- Paper Denim & Cloth: premium denim, bag will include a gift certificate to arrange for a personal fitting of Paper Denim and Cloth Full Story

Son of Spelling Caused Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Randy Spelling, son of Aaron, brother to Tori – like every other useless, rich kids in Hollywood, he has a new reality show alongside other useless rich kids David Weintraub and Rod Stewart’s son whose name is irrelevant. So to pimp his new show, Randy is riding on the flaps of Paris Hilton, knowing that we don’t give a sh-t about his useless rich existence he has decided to exploit her useless rich existence, in addition to the black hole between her legs, revealing to the world that he gave birth to Hollywood Ebola. Full Story

Battle of the Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c*cklips and the overtan, and so the Chav beats fiercely underneath the Armani…forever. Full Story

Marriage & Business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – marriage is, for all intents and purposes, a contract…is it not? And so Nicole gets the gushing, the husband who calls her his “saviour”, a new image that she is the kind of woman who can transform a man. New interview with the Sunday Telegraph in the UK, Keith digs deep, deep into Celine Dion territory and pulls out a classic… so cheesy I’m surprised he didn’t save it for one of his equally cheesy songs. Full Story

All the little babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

All kindsa cute. First – David Banda on a skateboard while Mother Madge looks on in London. Then – the incomparable Violet Affleck looking more like Dad every day. And finally – Deacon Phillippe out for ice cream with Reese, definitely my favourite of the lot. Check out his pre-tantrum expression – nap time evidently overdue. Full Story

The Daily Bitch … Please: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Precisely why I worship her: the Chav, the concrete tits, the c*ckblow lips, the posing, the posturing, and now this… Posh lamenting about being away from David, about how hard it is, how her heart aches at the separation, how her CONSTANT jaunts to Los Angeles to shop and househunt tear apart her heart because she misses him so much. Full Story