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The New Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

Do you LOVE it? I do. Not for everyone but definitely for me…and probably for the gays. I can hear the gays moaning. Which is what’s great about David, non? He’s never afraid to cater to the gays. Check these two out, posing up a storm at the Sports Industry Awards in London tonight. Full Story

Exclusive Giveaway at the Junos!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

In celebration of the Junos, ONE LaineyGossip.com reader has an exclusive opportunity to win a crazy gift bag!  This contest is open to everyone, international AND domestic readers. Gift bag includes: - Bloodline Jewelry: A handcrafted sterling silver jewelry piece featuring a skull and wing from Bloodline- Paper Denim & Cloth: premium denim, bag will include a gift certificate to arrange for a personal fitting of Paper Denim and Cloth Full Story

Son of Spelling Caused Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Randy Spelling, son of Aaron, brother to Tori – like every other useless, rich kids in Hollywood, he has a new reality show alongside other useless rich kids David Weintraub and Rod Stewart’s son whose name is irrelevant. So to pimp his new show, Randy is riding on the flaps of Paris Hilton, knowing that we don’t give a sh-t about his useless rich existence he has decided to exploit her useless rich existence, in addition to the black hole between her legs, revealing to the world that he gave birth to Hollywood Ebola. Full Story

Battle of the Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c*cklips and the overtan, and so the Chav beats fiercely underneath the Armani…forever. Full Story

Marriage & Business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2007 12:00:00 March 26, 2007 12:00:00

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban – marriage is, for all intents and purposes, a contract…is it not? And so Nicole gets the gushing, the husband who calls her his “saviour”, a new image that she is the kind of woman who can transform a man. New interview with the Sunday Telegraph in the UK, Keith digs deep, deep into Celine Dion territory and pulls out a classic… so cheesy I’m surprised he didn’t save it for one of his equally cheesy songs. Full Story

All the little babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

All kindsa cute. First – David Banda on a skateboard while Mother Madge looks on in London. Then – the incomparable Violet Affleck looking more like Dad every day. And finally – Deacon Phillippe out for ice cream with Reese, definitely my favourite of the lot. Check out his pre-tantrum expression – nap time evidently overdue. Full Story

The Daily Bitch … Please: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2007 12:00:00 March 8, 2007 12:00:00

Precisely why I worship her: the Chav, the concrete tits, the c*ckblow lips, the posing, the posturing, and now this… Posh lamenting about being away from David, about how hard it is, how her heart aches at the separation, how her CONSTANT jaunts to Los Angeles to shop and househunt tear apart her heart because she misses him so much. Full Story

The Daily Defense: Courteney & David

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

Amid reports of marital unrest, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have released a statement to Us Weekly, assuring the MiniVan Majority that all is well between them. The sanctity of their union had been questioned by low ranking tabloids Star and Life & Style, both reporting that Courteney’s relationship with Dirt co-star Josh Stewart was a source of strife. Full Story

Thursday, March 1, 2007 Dear Gossips, As you now know, VBTV is officially official – concrete tits on display in an attempt to court the American public, on network tv no less. And while she thinks she’ll be able to talk her famous friends into making appearances to boost interest off the top, many insiders belief someone like Jennifer Lopez will bail on her at the last minute. And Katie’s participation isn’t exactly lock solid either. But if what we’ve seen from YouTube so far is any indication, Posh will be a stateside Star…and the haters are already predicting that her new brand will offer David a backdoor exit out of his marriage. As for Paris Hilton facing jail time for driving with a suspended license – though nothing would make me happier than to see that sh-t locked up, somehow that virus is going to mutate her way out of prison too. Don’t doubt the evil power of Hollywood Ebola or the baffling existence of those who worship her – I saw them at clubs, at the lounges, every night at Teddy’s, little clones of each other snorting coke in the bathroom after maxing out their credit cards at Lisa Kline. I’m telling you, eradicating Paris would be like wiping out LA – ain’t gonna happen. So the way I see it, the only way to fight that bitch is to hit it where it hurts the most. Paris can handle being hated. What Paris won’t be able to handle is being replaced. Watch. Thursday – blogging all day, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Friday Night Lights continues to impress. Unlike Grey’s Anatomy which just sucks ass, period. Did I mention we walked by the Grey’s set last week in LA? Stood outside the Seattle Grace doors, where Bailey receives ambulance patients. Then the Chief and Isaiah Washington show up without fanfare, both in scrubs, Isaiah said hello to everyone, recognized me surprisingly from when I interviewed him back in November, seemed like he was in an excellent mood. And so he should be. After all, he still has a job. And given that they’re shooting the final episodes of the season, it’s a good bet he’ll still be around come May…and beyond. So weak. So lame. So not Friday Night Lights. So why aren’t you watching??? PPS. Maureen M from Toronto is the winner of the Balmshell Oscar Contest! Congratulations!

The Blonde Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

By now I’m sure you’ve seen it. Victoria’s new ‘do. Now blonde and bimbo and weave and wavy is one thing. But short and sassy in a sea of straggly locks? Love, love, love. Here she is rockin’ a shorter version of her signature cut, lightened for the California climate, but not to the extreme, and truth be told - never thought so before - my girl looks good as an ash blonde. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Becks shirtless and humping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

I remember seeing Truth or Dare for the first time – Madonna’s documentary about her Blonde Ambition tour stocked with the hottest gayest (save one…what happened to Oliver anyway?) dancers, like, ever. At one point, two of them giv’er. They were playing – what else – Truth or Dare and Madge asked them to French kiss. Full Story