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Victoria Beckham: behind the concrete tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2007 12:00:00 January 22, 2007 12:00:00

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK You love them and you hate them – the manifestation of the patented Beckham Chav sitting like a shelf on the Posh chest, obnoxious yet irresistible, the very formula for our fascination about her everything: her body, her clothes, her c*cksucking pout, her ridiculous play for attention every time she goes out. Full Story

Saving Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

Not exactly a surprise, is it? The pupils have been pinned for months, the behaviour erratic, the vocabulary atrocious, the spelling even worse, and the most disgusting, useless pieces of sh-t parents possible…is it any wonder Lilo has landed in rehab? Appendix my ass, and obviously following in the footsteps of Drew Barrymore… which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Full Story

The Pragmatic Courteney Cox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox has something to sell. It’s a tv show called Dirt, satirising the underbelly of tabloid journalism – she is the star and executive producer. I saw the pilot, definitely has potential, and super raunch in parts – a nice change from the sugar she’s best known for, certainly has a shot at success…especially since she is workin’ it all angles. Full Story

Beckham the Thespian?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Source So says Georgio Armani who might not have a bitchbeating fan like Karl Lagerfeld but who clearly has an opinion about the most random subjects. Armani says that if Becks did indeed accept a $250 million deal then he absolutely did the right thing…especially with his good looks and quivering body, acting is definitely a viable post-football career. Full Story

Fresh Freebie Five...Finally

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Leo at #1 for weeks and, as you know, I couldn"t figure out how to officially change it until now and even then I had to cheat. Nevertheless, as you can see, the Freebie Five has been shuffled. Yes...George Clooney is gone. No...George Clooney is not Digits. Nor is he gay. At least not when he goes to Mexico and spends the nighttime with the ladies. Full Story

Becks: exit Spain, enter LA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Real Madrid’s Sporting Director has just announced that the club will not be renewing Beckham, confirming that David will be leaving at the end of the season and opening up opportunities for him to sign elsewhere, including Los Angeles. However, Beckham’s rep expressed surprise about the announcement, especially since he had already talked about an offer that was presented last week that was still under consideration: "Nobody has said anything to us. Full Story

The Pip Split?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

Sorry…I know beauty is in the eye of the whatever but seriously, strip away the MJ rip off dance moves and the boyband thing, and yes yes of course talent does account for some…but superficially speaking, if you strip away all that and consider only feature for feature, can you honestly say Pipsqueak is goodlooking? Take a close, close look – from the Alpha Dog premiere last night - is this really the hotness? Is this David Beckham? Is this Hot Harry on a Horse? Please. Full Story

Madge gets roughneck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Madonna showed up at the British Comedy Awards last night and things got a little testy when Jonathan Ross, her co-presenter, crossed the line with this tasteless jibe: “Congratulations on your lovely little black baby, David" which elicited an amused response. Not to be outdone however, Madonna replied: "You might be going home with a black eye" which elicited an even more amused response. Full Story

Hot Harry beats Beaver Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

Hot Harry on a Horse – for me, since they were young, from the very beginning it has always been Harry. And now, side by side, as the hotness of the spare is showcased in sharp contrast to the dork of the heir…I mean really, is there really any question? Here are the princes, announcing a concert in memory of their mother, superstar performers, proceeds going to charity, full of the spirit and generosity that characterized Diana, a project spearheaded by her sons. Full Story

Madge Controlling, Guy Enraged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2006 12:00:00 December 8, 2006 12:00:00

The UK Mirror is reporting that a romantic dinner turned into a nasty argument the other night when the Ritchies went out for dinner. According to witnesses at the restaurant, Guy berated his wife for being too “controlling”, and refused to hear a word otherwise, raising his voice and talking over Madonna when she attempted to interject. Full Story

The Beautiful Family Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2006 12:00:00 December 8, 2006 12:00:00

You know, if I was David Miscavige and my 2nd ranked Hollywood puppet was threatening to break rank and let out his gaygay, Will Smith and Family would look pretty good to me too. Look at all this gorgessity. Trey is almost a man, Jaden’s already acting, and little Willow – how cute is little Willow? And then there’s Jada. Full Story