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Posh & Becks: hot sex causes alopecia?

November 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My girl Vick apparently told an audience that she arrived at the now infamous bob because the sex was so rough her hair extensions kept falling out. Love, love, love. She also went on to say that she completely worships her husband, that she considers herself fortunate to have landed him, and that as such, she would – like all wives – do “anything for him”, which apparently means getting jacked so hard she was started to bald. Full Story

Family Pitt at Play, Family Madge on the Move

October 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos minus The Chosen One from India – Brad and Angelina spending some down time with Maddox and Baby Zahara at what looks like a local park. Brad is the hotness these days, non? I think it’s the hair, the hair is the perfect length, though I suppose the sexy subliminal messages of virility – in sharp contrast to the Gay Midget Dwarf - could have something to do with it. Full Story

The Beckhams in Rome

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David might be my #1 but David is nothing without La Posh. Vice versa of course but that is the golden glue, don’t you think? Sure, he’s great to look at and absolutely, I’d bend over in a heartbeat and still his hottest moments are when he’s flanked by his wife – the way he leads her, the way they never allow you to see them NOT touching, the way he possesses her thigh every time in the limo. Full Story

The Truth About Madge & Ange

October 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gloating ahead. Be warned. Stop reading now if you don"t approve. But didn"t I tell you they weren"t friends? In spite of that bullsh-t story last week that it was Angelina"s pleas that changed Madonna"s adoption plans from America to Malawi? As you know, the Oprah/Madge interview airs today, a short clip has been released during which she addresses the rumours of Pitt consultation during the adoption process - a report she denies emphatically by saying she"s never even met Angelina Jolie! Ahem. Full Story

Posh in her Panties to be a Lady?

October 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A promo photo for her new book - you like? Yes, yes…my girl is total chav as usual but notice she"s sucking in her stomach? I"m telling you - Mrs Beckham is endlessly amusing. New reports have surfaced - that David will be knighted on New Year"s Eve…have you heard this? Sir David Beckham? If memory serves, he"s already been honoured with an OBE and apparently headed up the ladder…a little early if you ask me, not to mention a little precarious too, given that Posh & Becks can"t go a week without a fresh scandal though, remarkably, things have been clean sailing for the last several months. Full Story

JarJar doesn"t like you

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since David Schwimmer is so opposed to having his photo taken, thought it would be a good time to remind you of his uncanny resemblance to JarJar Binks. Separated at birth, non? David is setting off British gaydar galore these days in London - have no idea what he"s doing there and since he"s so anti-fame these days, don"t really give a sh-t either. Full Story

Malawi Hates Madonna

October 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The adoption story that just.won"t.die. So little David goes home to La Madge. Malawi groups oppose the adoption, objecting to - among other things - the Hollywoodification of the process - even though the boy"s biological father angrily defended Madge"s new motherhood in the press. That was on Wednesday. Full Story

David arrives, Madge defends

October 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now that Davie has officially arrived in London to join his new family, Madonna has finally issued a statement about her actions over the last 2 weeks in response to the criticism she has received from some organisations protesting the adoption and questioning whether or not she bypassed process to make it happen: "After learning that there were over one million orphans in Malawi, it was my wish to open up our home and help one child escape an extreme life of hardship, poverty and in many cases death, as well as expand our family. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse loves dumb blondes

October 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sigh. So Hot Harry"s girlfriend Chelsy celebrated her birthday this weekend. During the party, several friends and family put on an impromptu roast, teasing Chelsy for her "Bush"-like intelligence. Apparently she thinks mammoths still exist and that buffalo should eat deer when they get hungry. And still her ditziness is so endearing, Harry puts up photos of President Bush on his wall as an homage to her brain. Full Story

Blender knows best: KFed sucks ass

October 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shocker of shockers…we aren"t the only ones unimpressed by his beat-me-face. And beyond the blog universe, it"s nice to see that even Blender Magazine is speaking the gospel, listing Kevin Federline in their list of the 50 Worst Things Ever to Happen to Music. Best part is - not only did he rank, he actually cracked the top 15, coming in at #12…AHEAD of AIDs and Mark David Chapman. Full Story

Lilo: the love scheme, the love lies

September 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can"t get enough of Lindsay Lohan and even I"ve had enough of Lindsay Lohan. So if you"ve done your gossip homework, you likely know about: 1. the reported flirtation with Stavros Niarchos, Paris Hilton"s ex-Greek 2. the subsequent leak of aforementioned flirtation to pappies and tabloids everywhere 3. Full Story