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The Lilo Split: Exit Harry, Enter Anorexia

September 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And maybe some hardcore drugs while we"re at it, since nothin" works like heartbreak to get rid of that extra summer weight which is exactly what happened last time, post-Wilmer, and a brand new Lindsay 25 pounds lighter. In case you haven"t heard, according to People Magazine, Lilo and Harry broke up on Thursday and made up by Friday and the last word we got before heading out for weekend is that they had reconciled with her rep confirming: "They are together now" and another source explaining that, "They argue, they don"t argue. Full Story

Becks on Posh, Posh on alert

September 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We all have our favourite illusions - fantasy beliefs rotten at the core but so irresistibly delicious you voluntarily ignore the fraud. For some, it"s Jennifer Aniston. For me, America"s "happy" nipply sweetheart ain"t my thing. I prefer British powercouples: concrete tits and concrete glutes, frozen puffy lips, text message affairs, Spanish affairs, groupie affairs, a son for every scandal, and the best duo posing this side of Siegfried & Roy. Full Story

ClayClay in Canada

September 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I normally stay away from Clay Aiken, partly because his appeal is America-restricted, mostly because his fans are a whole new dimension of crazy that makes the others seem downright high-functioning. I mean, these are people who call themselves Claymates, women who have repeatedly laid eyes on him and felt loin quiveration. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Posh & Becks

September 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sunday"s skepticism turned out to be well founded and as I"m sure you know, Spanish Beckham has yet to stake claim in Victoria"s womb. However, my favourite obsession did turn up in Venice today to promote their new fragrance...and I know I"m biased but holy sh-t does the bitch ever look good - stiff lips and concrete tits firmly in place. Full Story

Hola Spanish Beckham?

September 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh and Becks fans are losing their sh*t today over one little word signifying one huge development: is the Spanish Countdown underway??? Apparently so, according to a local tv station in Spain that caught up with David in his car, and upon being asked whether or not his wife was expecting, David"s response was a very simple "Si". Full Story

Beautiful Halle in Vancouver

August 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Image for exclusive use by Laineygossip.com courtesy Flynet Pictures. For a new movie with David Duchovny and Benicio del Toro called Things We Lost in the Fire. The dream of a model boyfriend is apparently with her as well. Or at least he was last week when they celebrated her 40th birthday in Yaletown. Full Story

Best David Wooderson: Wilmer Valderamma

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Underage p&ssy all up in the joint – of course he was there! Because this kind of Blue Steele cheese only works on 20 below. You remember Matthew McConnaughey from Dazed & Confused? Wilmer Valderamma, my friends, is totally Hollywood Wooderson, perhaps one of the most classic cinematic characters of all time, delivering one of the most classic lines of all time. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Intimately Beckham

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His and her fragrances and a new sexy ad campaign to launch the products. Too bad they missed the mark, non? David looks fine if not a little constipated and then there’s the normally impeccable Victoria – frightening at best. First of all, that ain’t her ass. Second – what the f&CK is up with the hair??? Is it crimped? It is even washed? And third – was this a shoestring budget? Are we barely holding our designer sh*t together here? Because ANY one of their weird S&M Vogue photos would have been an improvement on this…here, I’ll give you a few examples. Full Story

The Daily Hoff: the Faux Hoff

August 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before you look - wait. Just read first. I promise you won"t be sorry. As you all know, the Hoff is dead to me. Spoiled by success and attention, the Hoff has forgotten his true Hoff identity. The Hoff tries too Hoff. The Hoff has lost his Hoff. The Hoff is no more. However, like many strong cheeses, the spirit and the smell of the Hoff lingers on. Full Story

Thursday, August 17, 2006
Dear gossips, Had to laugh Wednesday AM after technical difficulties prompted the following message from Kevin L in Toronto: "My conspiracy theory - Could it be that the GMD is coming after you because of all the correct info you have posted about Him and his Fake Family? And that is why the server you are on has crashed? I was looking forward to your scoops, and just cant get in. Damn the GMD and his minions." Flattered for the concern, Kevin and fortunately, I"m safe from the Crazy"s clutches for now. Server went sideways early Wednesday morning, resulting in many of you not getting your fix until later on in the day. Remember you can always subscribe which means you receive the full text of the column emailed to your inbox without the photos so you can always check the site for visual later. Hope that helps. As Herro Kitty would say: appreciate muchly your patience today and going forward for the next couple of days while we sort this out. Thank you, love you, owe you. And in case you missed Wednesday"s column, please click on "THIS WEEK" on the left hand side of the page and scroll down til you find August 16th. Quick short blast today since Hollywood hibernation (read: colonics, Botox, last minute tucking) is in full effect, preparing for super smut season just ahead. Emmys, VMAs, both leading in to the Toronto International Film Festival, award season releases dropping in the Fall, major premieres as Oscar contenders begin to emerge in earnest… we need to rest up too, savvy? By all accounts, it"s going to be frickin" madness from late August until March and if I have to keep up, YOU have to keep up! This issue: campaigning for Kate, Dina Lohan - model mother, Beyonce - model for madness, Jessica Alba - model for bitch, and the final verdict on Penelope Cruz. PS. Forgive me, please, if I seem a little…distracted. Just came from a screening of The Illusionist and, um, Edward Norton? Total Quiveration Nation. So much so that he"s just leapfrogged Hot Harry. PPS. Sweet Goddess - can we get through one f&cking day without hearing about Jennifer Aniston talking about the engagement that she doesn"t want to talk about but keeps talking about anyway because she can"t stand not talking about it??? Yesterday it was Courteney Cox as the mouthpiece. Now it"s an exclusive denial through People Magazine, turning what was a one week headline into a neverending one, showing yet again how puppetted we all are by the one and only Stephen Huvane. Seriously…if the Beckhams want America, they best hire him. And please don"t tell me there isn"t some very clever media manipulation going on here. You already know my theory , now take a look at Perez who has gone deliciously apesh*t on Jen"s toit tanned ass for the big giant fraud that just won"t die. Click here to get his take on the situation and while we may differ on logistics, we definitely agree on the crux: the "girl next door"? She don"t exist, y"all. What you see is spin, spin, spin.