Old people cussing: Royal Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2015 20:20:44 July 10, 2015 20:20:44

You hear about this year? Several senior members of the British royal family were out today to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. Later on there was a photo taken with veterans. And, well, old crusty Prince Philip got impatient and this is what happened:

Just take the f-cking picture!

Twice!

He’s always been the one who talks all kinds of sh-t, non? And, well, you know how it is when people get older. You might have a grandpa or a grandma or a mother (in my case) who is too old to give a f-ck. Prince Philip has no f-cks to give. Certainly not for a photographer taking his goddamn time.

It’s just… would he have done this if Her Majesty was beside him?

I mean if he’s talking like this with a crowd around him, and the media, what kind of sh-t does he say in private. Doesn’t that actually tell you that he’s all f-cks and cocks when they’re alone? That the Queen has to listen to him drop f-cks and cocks and balls all the time? Maybe she join in sometimes too? Maybe he’s like, f-ck me, that Pippa has a great f-cking ass?

OK but William’s expression? That’s us. That’s all of us. When your crazy ass old uncle starts cussing at Thanksgiving dinner? That’s your face too, right?

 
Photos:
Bauer-Griffin

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