Old people cussing: Royal Edition

July 10, 2015 20:20:44 Posted at July 10, 2015 20:20:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You hear about this year? Several senior members of the British royal family were out today to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. Later on there was a photo taken with veterans. And, well, old crusty Prince Philip got impatient and this is what happened:

Just take the f-cking picture!


He’s always been the one who talks all kinds of sh-t, non? And, well, you know how it is when people get older. You might have a grandpa or a grandma or a mother (in my case) who is too old to give a f-ck. Prince Philip has no f-cks to give. Certainly not for a photographer taking his goddamn time.

It’s just… would he have done this if Her Majesty was beside him?

I mean if he’s talking like this with a crowd around him, and the media, what kind of sh-t does he say in private. Doesn’t that actually tell you that he’s all f-cks and cocks when they’re alone? That the Queen has to listen to him drop f-cks and cocks and balls all the time? Maybe she join in sometimes too? Maybe he’s like, f-ck me, that Pippa has a great f-cking ass?

OK but William’s expression? That’s us. That’s all of us. When your crazy ass old uncle starts cussing at Thanksgiving dinner? That’s your face too, right?

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