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Friday, December 15, 2017

Dear Gossips,

I wrote yesterday about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle joining the Queen at Windsor Castle on Monday night to celebrate the holidays with the royal household. Apparently champagne was served and everyone drank from champagne flutes. I would love to sip champagne from a champagne flute served in a proper castle. I would also try not to steal the flute afterwards. A few years ago in Cannes, my friends, Lorella and Mio, and I went to a pretty fancy at a fancy house up in the hills. Every passed food item came with a crisp white linen cocktail napkin. Like proper linen! We’re the low classy assholes who started saving the f-cking napkins. Seriously, they were GREAT napkins. We ended up with over 20 of them, in pristine condition, and took them home. 

Anyway, with that mind, the Daily Mail is reporting that Prince William and Catherine attended the Kensington Palace staff party on Wednesday night. (Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were there but left early.) It was held off-site, at a restaurant in Notting Hill that currently doesn’t have a liquor licence. Which is why the event was BYOB. 

BYOB?!? 

I don’t understand. So you can bring in your own alcohol… but the royals didn’t bring in the alcohol for their staff and the staff had to bring their own alcohol? 

I’m sure someone somewhere is going to step in here and defend the royals. Like it was a liability issue or something. Fine. But then, maybe book a different venue that actually has a liquor licence? And remember, I’m saying this as a napkin-stealer. I am a napkin-stealer, which means I’m no f-cking aristocrat, and even I would be embarrassed if my guests had to arrive at a holiday appreciation dinner with a bottle of something tucked into a paper bag shoved into the inside pocket of their coat!

Please let there be a clarification soon, a correction to the story. If I were them, I would not want my name on a story like this. Wait, no. I’m not them, I’m a goddamn napkin-stealer, and I wouldn’t want my name on a story like this! (Although it’s a delicious gossip story and I love it and I’m not sorry it happened.)

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Royals and celebrities at the Grenfell memorial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2017 16:45:14 December 14, 2017 16:45:14
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It’s been six months since the Grenfell Tower tragedy and a multi-faith memorial service took place this morning at St Paul’s Cathedral to remember and honour victims and survivors. Several senior members of the royal family were there, including Prince Charles and Camilla, Prince William, Catherine, and Prince Harry. Full Story

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Two Princes and a Droid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2017 17:51:32 December 13, 2017 17:51:32
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It’s Star Wars week, right? The movie opens very, very soon. Everybody’s talking about how good it is. So if everyone’s talking about Star Wars, why is no one f-cking talking about R2-D2? R2 is the OG.  The OG! An OG should always take precedence over a new jack! Unless the new jack is famewhore. Full Story

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Thursday, November 30, 2017

Dear Gossips,

  Not starting the day with grossness. Let’s instead head to Finland, where Prince William’s been hanging out. And today he visited the Christmas market in Helsinki and ran into Santa Claus. William took the opportunity to present Santa with Big G’s Christmas list.  Read Full Intro

Royal scramble

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2017 15:12:04 November 23, 2017 15:12:04
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I don’t know anything. I’m not sure anyone knows anything. But there’s a lot of scrambling happening. So I’m just making sure you know about what no one’s sure about. Does that make sense? Let me try again.  Last week, as I mentioned Full Story

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Harry at the anniversary and is Meghan moving? 

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2017 15:22:46 November 21, 2017 15:22:46
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Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip celebrated their 70th anniversary last night at Windsor Castle. There was a private family dinner. When I have a private family dinner, I wear sweatpants. At THAT private family dinner, you get loaned Her Majesty’s pearl choker. That’s what Princess Kate Full Story

Cambridge Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2017 17:04:01 October 31, 2017 17:04:01
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Samir Hussein/ Karwai Tang/ WPA Pool/ Eamonn M. McCormack/ Getty Images

I was about to ask, hey, so do royals dress up in costume? And then I remembered, twelve years ago, Prince Harry was a dumb f-ck and went as a Nazi to what the British call a fancy dress party. It was on the front page of every newspaper. Of course he apologised and he’s not the Harry now that he was then. Full Story

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