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Princess Catherine’s shorter hair, shorter hem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2013 15:38:40 April 4, 2013 15:38:40
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William and his Catherine are in Scotland for a couple of days this week. Here they are at a sporting demonstration today at Emirates Arena in Glasgow. Kate seemed charmed by the little runners. Look at them, working so hard for the Prince and the Princess. Am I crazy or does the Princess’s hair seem a couple of inches shorter, even allowing for curl? As I noted a few weeks ago on March 19 Full Story

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Prince William’s upcoming unemployment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2013 14:58:25 March 28, 2013 14:58:25
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US Weekly is reporting exclusively that Prince William is quitting his job flying search and rescue helicopters with the Royal Air Force. He’s expected to confirm these plans publicly in the new few weeks and by the time Baby Wales arrives, he’ll be unemployed. Full Story

Catherine’s white collar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 18:34:31 March 19, 2013 18:34:31
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Oh much better than that sh-tty ass St Patrick’s Day royal bun that gave me the swears yesterday. Did you take a good look at that thing? Did you see its shape from the sides? What kind of a stylist allows that to be seen in public on a princess? Jackie M wrote to me yesterday countering that a simple low ponytail, as I suggested as an acceptable and much less ugly alternative, would be an affront to a certain demographic. Full Story

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The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 19:50:56 March 18, 2013 19:50:56
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Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story

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Royal Ear-Pulling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 16:07:32 March 15, 2013 16:07:32
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Is it like finger pulling? Don’t be a prude. You know finger pulling. Here, pull my finger. You’ve never pulled on someone’s finger? Or watched someone get their finger pulled? Look, I don’t like to be farted around. But I do enjoy a fart joke. I’m sure that ginger scamp Hot Harry on a Horse enjoys fart jokes too Full Story

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Our Little Royal Grape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 14:31:45 March 13, 2013 14:31:45

Baby Wales has a nickname! According to US Weekly, the Cambridges are calling the royal heir “Our Little Grape”. OLG? I prefer Baby Wales. As for whether or not the grape is a girl, US sources say William and Catherine have only told Prince Charles and her parents, not even Pippa. Full Story

The Cambridges + Harry’s Swiss wedding weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2013 15:07:24 March 4, 2013 15:07:24
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Oh rich people and their rich Swiss weddings... Prince Hot Harry tagged along with Prince William and his Catherine to attend the wedding of one of their friends in Switzerland this weekend. No Cressida? Maybe Harry didn’t get a plus one. Or maybe he didn’t insist. Hanging out with the excommunicated Aunt Fergie is one thing. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge’s sh-tty portrait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2013 14:52:25 January 11, 2013 14:52:25
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They unveiled Princess Catherine’s first official portrait today. As you can see, it’s sh-t. At least to me it’s sh-t. She’s 31. The artist made her look 45, with tired eyes a weird half smile that’s not even her signature expression. And is she greying at the part? This is terrible. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge comes to the party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2012 15:14:25 December 19, 2012 15:14:25
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By helicopter. But first... How was 2012, Your Majesty? Mostly good, if not great, right? With the exception of that ginger grandson taking off his clothes in Vegas, this was a very strong year for the Queen, and a wonderful follow-up to 2011 when Prince William married his Catherine as a prelude to her Diamond Jubilee. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge feels well enough to present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2012 15:15:02 December 17, 2012 15:15:02

Her first official appearance since announcing the pregnancy and the illness at the same time. Princess Catherine attended the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards last night in London and presented two awards, staying around 45 minutes. But still, a very good sign as she’d cancelled four previous engagements including The Hobbit premiere last week where Prince William showed up alone. Full Story

Katy Cambridge goes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2012 15:17:39 December 6, 2012 15:17:39
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Cautious optimism... Princess Catherine was released from hospital today. She looks pretty good in the photos but in the video, which is looping on every news station today, she seems kinda fragile. Or maybe I’m projecting. Because now the narrative is all like -- she’s so brave! And, I dunno, I know I should snark but I can’t find it right now, seeing her smiling and stoically representing her family the Windsor way, even though she probably just wants to lie down on the bathroom floor and feel the cool of the tile against her face. Full Story

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