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Typically hot celebrities who have an unfortunate pant wearing problem.

Middle-aged man pants

September 3, 2013 15:57:37 Posted at September 3, 2013 15:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Check out Simon Cowell in London yesterday at an event for The X Factor. It’s the pants. These are what I call middle-aged man pants, for a certain kind of middle-aged man. He’s in his late 40s or 50s. He usually wears them under a blazer with pointed toe leather shoes and a goddamn pinky ring. Full Story

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I want to take Henry Cavill shopping

August 22, 2013 14:37:52 Posted at August 22, 2013 14:37:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because someone needs to help him find some proper clothes. Look at him. In Japan promoting Man Of Steel. You know when you see those old timey ads from the early 1960s and the homemaker wife and kids wait for the worker husband to come home with his lunchbox? That's where Henry Cavill found his outfit. Full Story

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She wasn’t in my dream

August 31, 2009 07:16:00 Posted at August 31, 2009 07:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But he was. I dreamt of Jake Gyllenhaal last night. Nothing dirty. In fact, I can’t remember exactly what we were doing. But he was very handsome and only appeared from the waist up. Then I woke up this morning to these photos of Jakey and Reese Witherspoon hand in hand in Venice yesterday and, well, no wonder my dream director only shot him from the waist up. Full Story

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