Quiveration Articles
There was a new element to Pitt Porn last night on the Kung Fu Panda Carpet. Something different. Something softer. Something equally as quivering but more sweet than sexy. They put on a show per usual but this time, instead of evoking images of full on headboard banging, leather straps and gymnastics in the bedroom, what emerged instead was an intoxicating illustration of a couple totally in tune and deeply in love. Full Story
I interviewed Sean Penn at TIFF last year on the Into the Wild red carpet. I remember coming out of that experience enlightened re: his sex appeal. There is something about Sean Penn. Full Story
To post pics of Robert Downey Jr? No reason necessary. Except that he’s the reigning king of the box office and quivers the loins. This is RDJ at Kimmel yesterday signing autographs for fans. As you already know, Iron Man killed it at the box office last weekend and is primed for a repeat performance, going head to head against Speed Racer which has been plagued by low public awareness. Full Story
David fixed up that mess on his face and he was back to his quivering standard. Victoria on the other hand… Victoria was a disaster. It was the worst she’s looked in a long, long time. It was atrocious. Like gasp-inducing atrocity. Like if he was contemplating cheating again, last night would have been his final push. Full Story
These two are obscene. So obscenely goodlooking they need a new word. A new word to describe their complete and total gorgessity domination. It is SO unfair! Watching them paw at each other is even worse. They stood there on the landing, basking in their own beauty, quite obviously ridiculously in love with each other and I felt like I couldn’t breathe. Full Story
A three-way with Ed Westwick and Penn Badgley? Bring it. In person, Ed might not even be a Shame F&ck anymore. Seriously. I saw him tonight and my pervy cougar mouth started watering for more. And then he stopped and talked. And it was that accent. And that bad boy play. And that naughtiness lurking underneath his Dolce & Gabbana. Full Story
His first Army medal as his brother and his dad proudly looked on. But what everyone else is talking about is the presence of Chelsy Davy at the official ceremony. Her attendance is a big deal. Like a legitimisation of their relationship. After a bit of a bumpy patch a few months ago, Hot Harry and his blonde are clearly super serious again. Full Story
My Gwyneth made a movie and people actually went to see it. Why??? Three big letters: R. D. J. Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man – yes, yes, yes!!! RDJ f&cking owned the box office this weekend, smashing early projections, making Jon Favreau look like a genius, and proving that there can be redemption in Hollywood…if you have talent, that is. Full Story
The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos has taken a backseat, naturally, to the NHL playoffs over the last few weeks but now that we’re heading towards the Conference Finals, the air space has opened and your boyfriend is back! Sigh. If I wasn’t married I’d want George to be my boyfriend too. Full Story
Yeah. It’s time. He’s incredible in the movie and after seeing him on talk show after talk show this week, Robert Downey Jr can come over any time. Any. Time. It’s the charisma. It’s the dry sense of humour. It’s the way he flirts, even the way he flirts with men without a trace of the gay… you know how that is? It’s the hint of danger, it’s the fact that he’s infinitely more interesting than a boy 15 years younger. Full Story
Enough with the comments that she could be his mother. The point is, she could be his mother but she can still match him groove for groove. And she can also kick his ass. As for the griping about the dirty dancing – watch it for yourself. There’s dancing, yes. But it ain’t dirty, no. Full Story
Iron Man is amazing. Because Robert Downey Jr is amazing. I’m telling you… your loins will not disagree. You will come out of that theatre seriously considering him for your Freebie Five. Trust. Here’s a taste of RDJ’s quiver yesterday as he arrived to tape Letterman, rocking that suit and wearing the sh*t out of those pants. Full Story
I watched Gossip Girl and Pretty in Pink back to back last night. Just happened that as soon as GG was over, I found Pink on another channel. How do you turn away from Pretty in Pink on tv? And while Ed Westwick’s Chuck is inherently more endearing, the similarities between Chuck and James Spader’s Steff (best name ever) are undeniable. Full Story
Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked. In fact, under that fecking beard, Becks is pretty mortal. Pretty ordinary. Pretty unquivering. This is wrong! Shave that sh*t! As for why he seems hellbent on keeping the manly facial hair… let’s play make-a-story, shall we? Is it getting too hard to stay true to his wife? Especially in Los Angeles where there are temptations around every corner, and right in front of you courtside at a basketball? Perhaps then the self uglification is an attempt at self discipline. Full Story
Tom Cruise was not at the GLAAD Awards but Tom Ford was and in typical Tom (Ford) fashion, he gave a clinic on the carpet on how to wear a tux. Not sure yet if he if made anyone feel small and insignificant but chances are he did. The better Gay Tom never disappoints. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com... Full Story
For your hearts and loins: Colin Firth dropped by Regis & Kelly yesterday. To get you through what seems like an interminable week, if you haven't already had the pleasure, Will Arnett sex tape with the Olsen Twins. Funniest. Sh*t. Ever. Beware your volume. And thank you to the lovely reader who reminded me. Full Story
In Vancouver we are 3 hours behind. So when Duana emailed me last night wanting to participate in a group squeal over John Krasinski after watching the new episode of The Office, I’d yet to see what she was gushing about. And I had forgotten to set the time shift PVR. Half an hour later, Michelle emailed…virtually the same message. Full Story
Am not evolved enough to understand the apparent loin-inflammation that has been resulting from Mario Lopez’s Broadway debut in A Chorus Line. So he can dance. But does he have to flame dance? This is ignorant, I know. And I wish I could be like Sarah Jessica Parker. I wish I could see a dandy up on stage and go ahead and marry it. Full Story
This is for my producer Laura who sends me on the best assignments. Thank you for Twilight. Now here’s a little Bond. Daniel Craig and fiancée (or perhaps wife) on Sunday at the London premiere of Flashbacks of a Fool. These photos have not been enhanced. Those really are his eyes. The true colour of his eyes. Full Story
Can you believe it’s been 21 years? Since 21 Jump Street? Johnny has aged well. Obviously he’s older but it’s far from a Keanu Reeves situation, you know? With all that weird bloating around his face? Not like that at all. Johnny’s all clean faced for his new film – pictured here signing autographs for fans. Full Story
