Quiveration Articles
James Franco made a very brief, camouflaged appearance on General Hospital yesterday at the end but today is the real reveal. My PVR is now programmed to record GH every day. Thanks God for fast forward. Full Story
Alexander Skarsgard returned to LA yesterday and attended the GQ Men of the Year at the Chateau Marmont. Major moisting, right? Unfortunately Alex was immediately hunted down by Kate Bosworth. She needs a friend right now especially since she’s been widely exposed as a homewrecker. Having said that, Kate B loves using relationship woes for Alex’s attention. Full Story
That tonight’s gonna be a good night… So far it’s been a good day. A great day. Johnny Depp as SMA and new photos of Alexander Skarsgard quivering our loins upon arrival at LAX. These are my favourite candids. His tousled hair, his casual clothes, his thin shirt clinging to his chest…all man. Full Story
His hair is short. Sigh. LOVE HIM. And you know I worship his wife. So when they’re together, the fangirl takes over. Rebecca Miller’s The Private Lives of Pippa Lee screened in New York last night and her husband joined her at the event, in town with many of his other Nine co-stars as the Nine junket was this weekend. Full Story
Because it’s his birthday. Ryan Gosling, of course. He’s 29. Crista W wrote to request some Ryan for the occasion. Am attaching previously unposted photos of Ryan and Dead Man’s Bones performing in LA on Halloween and also some older favourites. Sigh. It’s not healthy to watch it every day. Full Story
Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in Spain at a party for Mango. Full Story
While the Twi-Hards are jizzing over Robsten handholding, I am jizzing over James Franco’s bare chest. The promos for his stint on General Hospital are now airing, complete with cheesy one-liners and ridiculous plot twists, and yes… Steam. Soap steam. Soapy stud steam. Two men face off, two rivals clash, they both have extra deep voices, and a dark haired hunk rips his shirt off lubing up for lovemaking as a blonde prepares to rub herself all over his chest. Full Story
I’m almost there. To the point where I’ve started writing a screenplay in my mind. How James Franco and I meet cute, and exchange snappy dialogue, and I sort of know what I’m wearing except I can’t decide on footwear. It’s been a long time since I’ve found a Summer Crush... Full Story
And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do reflects his personality. Full Story
He arrived today, Don Draper aka Jon Hamm did. Very handsome. Picked up some Tim Hortons before hopping in the car, off to work here in Vancouver on Sucker Punch. It’s a small role. He’s called High Roller. Sounds perfect. A man among the girls – Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Carlo Gugino, Jenna Malone, in tandem with Sucker Punch, Jon has been working for several weeks on Ben Affleck’s The Town, and has a role in James Franco’s upcoming Howl as Jake Erlich the famed attorney. Full Story
Many of you wrote yesterday pointing out, quite rightly, that he at least deserved to be included in the analysis. I apologise for the oversight. This is Colin Firth last night at 2 events in LA – first a screening of A Single Man and then at the BAFTA/Brittania Awards wearing a tux and, sigh, my favourite smile. Full Story
Have you seen this? It’s the first look at James Franco on General Hospital. Don’t ask me about the storyline. I don’t care about the storyline. What I do care about are the scenes. Soap opera scenes are long and drawn out. Takes them days to have one conversation. Excruciating ordinarily but in this case, it means every day during the week there’s a long long LONG close up on James Franco for at least cumulatively 10 minutes an episode. Full Story
It’s been a year since Adrien Brody’s embarrassing spread in Hello Magazine showing off the fake castle he used to inhabit with then girlfriend Elsa Pataky. Elsa was unable to leverage anything more than a wannabe royal residence out of Adrien and their romance has since reportedly fizzled. Full Story
Many of you wrote yesterday about Brad Pitt’s beard beads… They’re left over from his Halloween costume, guess he just wanted to keep them. I have no quarrel with his beard beads. I have a quarrel with the beard. But this is Brad Pitt. Full Story
Tonight in London at the premiere of A Christmas Carol, here’s the always dashing Colin Firth alongside his equally elegant wife. A Christmas Carol is gunning for the holiday box office. So Colin has a hand in potentially commercial and critical successes this season. Of course A Single Man, for which he’s considered a heavy Oscar favourite, has to be where the primary focus is. Full Story
The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story
Reader sightings received yesterday… First up: a very low key Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, engaged and enjoying New York yesterday accompanied by his dog from Jamie L: I was just at the Washington Square Dog Run (NYC) and in came John Krasinski and Emily Blunt with his dog. They were really cute and sat on a bench and laughed with his arm around her the whole time. Full Story
Have to finish packing and hit the road, next post will be from the car but for now, enjoy yet another set of quiver inducing photos of Ryan Gosling and Dead Man’s Bones from their show in Portland the other night thanks to Erika R. Confession: I might have wasted time, a LOT of time, this morning simply staring at his forearms. Full Story
He should smile more. So few of his films involve smiling and when he does, as in The Departed, it’s almost like rueful smiling which doesn’t count, or smiling only during the first 5 minutes of the movie and then the world goes to pieces, and he is morose for the next 2 hours. Look how cute he is when he smiles. Full Story
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig took their ladies out last night at the Worldwide Orphans Foundation 5th Annual Benefit Gala in New York. Hugh, as usual, was in fine form and great spirits, because he’s always in fine form and great spirits, and this is why we love him so much. Daniel, with longtime love Satsuki Mitchell, was naturally much more reserved, still working that moustache for A Steady Rain. Full Story
