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How Leo got my quiver back

January 13, 2012 17:57:53 Posted at January 13, 2012 17:57:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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All it took was a tan, a tux, a serious de-bloat...Leonardo DiCaprio was his very, very best in a long, long time last night at Critics’ Choice. Most of you probably didn’t watch (in Canada the show was only available on Superchannel), so you’re looking at these photos like what the f-ck are you saying, Lainey, he’s orange? I’m telling you, on TV, when he was moving, and under the lights on stage, which is why they have to wear makeup, there was no orange problem. Full Story

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My boyfriend is hot and I know it

January 12, 2012 21:02:03 Posted at January 12, 2012 21:02:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Every morning, Kate, my producer at etalk, calls me about my script for the day’s show. Today we were talking about People’s Choice coverage and she was all - holy sh-t Miley’s boyfriend is SO hot. And my response was - haven’t you seen The Last Song? She hasn’t. If you’ve seen The Last Song, you know what I’m talking about. Full Story

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JLo: be inspired

January 10, 2012 22:01:09 Posted at January 10, 2012 22:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

Shaki presented at the FIFA Ballon d’Or gala in Zurich last night, presumably because she’s dating her Sunshine Gerard Pique, with whom she was seen arriving earlier in the day. Wearing a ...leopard print tutu? I’m into it. I’m into THEM. As you know. And it’s another example of what exactly Jennifer Lopez is doing WRONG. Full Story

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Love letters to The Fassbender

January 4, 2012 17:47:06 Posted at January 4, 2012 17:47:06
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Dear Michael Fassbender…2011 was a huge year for you. After flirting with the edge since 2008, 2011 is when you went global. 2012 is poised to be more of the same, with Haywire next month, and Prometheus in the summer, and filming 12 Years a Slave with Steve McQueen. Full Story

Hot Harry’s holiday open shirt

December 22, 2011 15:09:28 Posted at December 22, 2011 15:09:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Flynet, Splash

While his brother was bringing holiday cheer to homeless youth yesterday, Prince Harry hit up the club, seen leaving the Arts Club in Mayfair after a night out with, among others, David Beckham, newly arrived from Los Angeles. What is it about a young aristocrat and an open collar? Or, rather, this particular young royal and his open collar? I’m really into it. Full Story

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I'd order this combo

December 21, 2011 21:08:59 Posted at December 21, 2011 21:08:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell were photographed together yesterday on the set of Seven Psychopaths. (My Blackberry is underlining the spelling of the word Psychopaths like it's wrong in plural. Is that true? Am writing in a cab and am too rushed to google.)You know how I feel about Colin Farrell and the quiver (when he's not getting girls pregnant to fill the empty parts of his soul - click here Full Story

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Please look like this for Awards Season

December 14, 2011 16:52:45 Posted at December 14, 2011 16:52:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first stills from Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby were released yesterday featuring a really, REALLY hot Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby holding on to Carey Mulligan’s Daisy. Like, really hot. Like, SO HOT. Like, maybe the hottest photo taken of him in many, many years. (I know you’re there Lorella. Full Story

A waste of Good Gossip

December 12, 2011 16:06:02 Posted at December 12, 2011 16:06:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what I meant when I wrote in the previous article that Scarlett Johansson needs to get with Colin Farrell. Because look at him. He has never been hotter. And so the fact that he’s single, or the fact that he’s not dating anyone famous...well... it’s a waste of Good Gossip.Imagine Scarjo giving Colin Farrell a cock-rub with her foot. Full Story

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My Movie Star is having a boy

December 6, 2011 19:08:47 Posted at December 6, 2011 19:08:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of those Movie Stars have suffered serious setbacks, there is one Movie Star who keeps rising. Full Story

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Julian saves the Jolie

December 6, 2011 16:38:39 Posted at December 6, 2011 16:38:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Stephen Lovekin/Getty

It was another case of the Sister Wife in sateen last night for Angelina Jolie in New York at the premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey. What is her deal with this material? And WHY does she insist on dressing like she wants to be on TLC? Thanks to Julian Schnabel then for showing up, slightly more overdressed than usual, in what looks like sweatpants instead of pyjamas which are, as you know, his standard attire. Full Story

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That’s a lot of Fassy

November 24, 2011 19:28:58 Posted at November 24, 2011 19:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If the family movie isn’t your thing this weekend, you could always go see Michael Fassbender in A Dangerous Method. There’s actually a double shot of Fassy coming up in the next few weeks. Next month it’s Shame for which many say he’s deserving of an Oscar nomination. In January it’ll be Steven Soderbergh’s Haywire. Full Story