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Love letters to The Fassbender

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 4, 2012 17:47:06 January 4, 2012 17:47:06

Dear Michael Fassbender…2011 was a huge year for you. After flirting with the edge since 2008, 2011 is when you went global. 2012 is poised to be more of the same, with Haywire next month, and Prometheus in the summer, and filming 12 Years a Slave with Steve McQueen. Full Story

Hot Harry’s holiday open shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2011 15:09:28 December 22, 2011 15:09:28
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Flynet, Splash

While his brother was bringing holiday cheer to homeless youth yesterday, Prince Harry hit up the club, seen leaving the Arts Club in Mayfair after a night out with, among others, David Beckham, newly arrived from Los Angeles. What is it about a young aristocrat and an open collar? Or, rather, this particular young royal and his open collar? I’m really into it. Full Story

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I'd order this combo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 21:08:59 December 21, 2011 21:08:59
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Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell were photographed together yesterday on the set of Seven Psychopaths. (My Blackberry is underlining the spelling of the word Psychopaths like it's wrong in plural. Is that true? Am writing in a cab and am too rushed to google.)You know how I feel about Colin Farrell and the quiver (when he's not getting girls pregnant to fill the empty parts of his soul - click here Full Story

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Please look like this for Awards Season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 16:52:45 December 14, 2011 16:52:45

The first stills from Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby were released yesterday featuring a really, REALLY hot Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby holding on to Carey Mulligan’s Daisy. Like, really hot. Like, SO HOT. Like, maybe the hottest photo taken of him in many, many years. (I know you’re there Lorella. Full Story

A waste of Good Gossip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 16:06:02 December 12, 2011 16:06:02
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This is what I meant when I wrote in the previous article that Scarlett Johansson needs to get with Colin Farrell. Because look at him. He has never been hotter. And so the fact that he’s single, or the fact that he’s not dating anyone famous...well... it’s a waste of Good Gossip.Imagine Scarjo giving Colin Farrell a cock-rub with her foot. Full Story

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My Movie Star is having a boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 19:08:47 December 6, 2011 19:08:47
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We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of those Movie Stars have suffered serious setbacks, there is one Movie Star who keeps rising. Full Story

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Julian saves the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 16:38:39 December 6, 2011 16:38:39
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It was another case of the Sister Wife in sateen last night for Angelina Jolie in New York at the premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey. What is her deal with this material? And WHY does she insist on dressing like she wants to be on TLC? Thanks to Julian Schnabel then for showing up, slightly more overdressed than usual, in what looks like sweatpants instead of pyjamas which are, as you know, his standard attire. Full Story

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That’s a lot of Fassy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2011 19:28:58 November 24, 2011 19:28:58

If the family movie isn’t your thing this weekend, you could always go see Michael Fassbender in A Dangerous Method. There’s actually a double shot of Fassy coming up in the next few weeks. Next month it’s Shame for which many say he’s deserving of an Oscar nomination. In January it’ll be Steven Soderbergh’s Haywire. Full Story

Feliz Dia de Accion de Gracias!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 21:59:45 November 23, 2011 21:59:45
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Did I get that right? Pretty sure there’s no Thanksgiving in Spain but we can still give thanks for Iker Casillas, seen at an appliance launch today. Something’s off with him here. Maybe he needs a tan. Or it’s that old man jacket. I can’t say this is my favourite look. Then again, I always prefer him with Sara Carbonero anyway. Full Story

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What Fassy can’t do

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 15:18:48 November 23, 2011 15:18:48
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Was on a call the other day with a Hollywood type figuring out award season races and the conversation turned to Michael Fassbender. He’s all over Michael Fassbender. Everyone is all over Michael Fassbender after the year he’s had. And the consensus, while the glow still surrounds him, seems to be that Michael Fassbender is the current all-purpose actor: superhero, degenerate, period pieces, romance, comedy, whatever. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse or on a Hog?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 15:34:27 November 21, 2011 15:34:27
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This the sh-t I love about Will and Harry Wales - that Hot Harry on a Horse, 3rd in line to the Throne, would actually care about not having to pay for drinks, like somehow this is a consideration in his life. And clearly it is!As you know, Hot Harry is off in America for helicopter training. It was already expected that at some point, he’d hit up Vegas. Full Story