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A waste of Good Gossip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 16:06:02 December 12, 2011 16:06:02
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This is what I meant when I wrote in the previous article that Scarlett Johansson needs to get with Colin Farrell. Because look at him. He has never been hotter. And so the fact that he’s single, or the fact that he’s not dating anyone famous...well... it’s a waste of Good Gossip.Imagine Scarjo giving Colin Farrell a cock-rub with her foot. Full Story

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My Movie Star is having a boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 19:08:47 December 6, 2011 19:08:47
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We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of those Movie Stars have suffered serious setbacks, there is one Movie Star who keeps rising. Full Story

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Julian saves the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 16:38:39 December 6, 2011 16:38:39
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It was another case of the Sister Wife in sateen last night for Angelina Jolie in New York at the premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey. What is her deal with this material? And WHY does she insist on dressing like she wants to be on TLC? Thanks to Julian Schnabel then for showing up, slightly more overdressed than usual, in what looks like sweatpants instead of pyjamas which are, as you know, his standard attire. Full Story

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That’s a lot of Fassy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2011 19:28:58 November 24, 2011 19:28:58

If the family movie isn’t your thing this weekend, you could always go see Michael Fassbender in A Dangerous Method. There’s actually a double shot of Fassy coming up in the next few weeks. Next month it’s Shame for which many say he’s deserving of an Oscar nomination. In January it’ll be Steven Soderbergh’s Haywire. Full Story

Feliz Dia de Accion de Gracias!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 21:59:45 November 23, 2011 21:59:45
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Did I get that right? Pretty sure there’s no Thanksgiving in Spain but we can still give thanks for Iker Casillas, seen at an appliance launch today. Something’s off with him here. Maybe he needs a tan. Or it’s that old man jacket. I can’t say this is my favourite look. Then again, I always prefer him with Sara Carbonero anyway. Full Story

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What Fassy can’t do

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 15:18:48 November 23, 2011 15:18:48
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Was on a call the other day with a Hollywood type figuring out award season races and the conversation turned to Michael Fassbender. He’s all over Michael Fassbender. Everyone is all over Michael Fassbender after the year he’s had. And the consensus, while the glow still surrounds him, seems to be that Michael Fassbender is the current all-purpose actor: superhero, degenerate, period pieces, romance, comedy, whatever. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse or on a Hog?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 15:34:27 November 21, 2011 15:34:27
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This the sh-t I love about Will and Harry Wales - that Hot Harry on a Horse, 3rd in line to the Throne, would actually care about not having to pay for drinks, like somehow this is a consideration in his life. And clearly it is!As you know, Hot Harry is off in America for helicopter training. It was already expected that at some point, he’d hit up Vegas. Full Story

Also overlooked...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 16:40:16 November 18, 2011 16:40:16
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At the GQ Men of the Year party - Timothy Olyphant and Jon Hamm. Only a handful of photos of them too while there’s a full page of Justin Timberlake apparently because... he can bring it on down to Liquorville...? Olyphant looks HOT. Jon Hamm...Are we fighting if I say he’s not doing it for me here? What kind of hard-to-please bitch am I when I say I don’t like it that he’s smiling so broadly? Full Story

There is not enough Fassy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2011 15:59:05 November 18, 2011 15:59:05
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GQ celebrated their Men Of The Year at a party at Chateau Marmont last night. There are, like, 80 thousand pictures of Justin Timberlake at the event.You know how many of Michael Fassbender?10 in Getty Images which is the largest photo agency with the most access. 10. Of those 10 photos, only 2 of them are stock. Full Story

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Henry Cavill is warm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 17:55:04 November 9, 2011 17:55:04
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I have a really, really dumb question. Usually I reserve my dumb biology and physiology questions to my friend Fiona because she literally knows everything about science - like even tree species - and doesn’t judge but Fiona is the worst when it comes to text message and technology so I won’t be able to ask her until I get home. Full Story

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Fassbender, McGregor, and McHale!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 18:28:34 November 8, 2011 18:28:34
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Well that got your attention, didn’t it?I don’t know why Joel McHale was moderating the Haywire Q&A after the secret screening of the movie at AFI Fest the other night. Like, he’s the star of his own hit cult comedy...But if you are fan - yes, I can hear you Duana - you probably love him that much more for it, right? Also, Haywire was directed by Steven Soderbergh who also directed The Informant and McHale was in The Informant although I’m pretty sure he’s not in Haywire. Full Story

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