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Monday, March 28, 2011

Dear Gossips,

I know I sound like a major home teamer but Drake hosted the SH-T out of the Juno Awards last night in Toronto. It was something for everyone. Appropriate for everyone. Cool without crossing the line, respectful without being ass kissy, funny and engaging without seeming like he was trying too hard.  Read Full Intro

Hot Harry’s secret party

March 28, 2011 13:34:40 Posted at March 28, 2011 13:34:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The royal people have confirmed that Prince William’s stag went down this weekend though they will not release any more details. All that’s known is that it took place at a private estate, 20 attended, and Hot Harry planned it. Well done. See? He doesn’t always f-ck it up. Re: who was actually there, this is my favourite sentence as noted by People.com Full Story

Ryan jams, Ryan in a trench, & Jena Malone

March 24, 2011 10:32:21 Posted at March 24, 2011 10:32:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SO good, right? Ryan Gosling continues to work on The Ides of March in Michigan with George Clooney and Philip Seymour Hoffman – my Haymitch in The Hunger Games, although I could be persuaded into something really, really out of the box, I mean it has to be f-cking crazy, no one would ever think it, so original. Full Story

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Sundays with Jon

March 24, 2011 07:06:43 Posted at March 24, 2011 07:06:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As Duana noted yesterday, that might not happen this year. Click here if you missed yesterday’s Mad Men delay article. F-cking network. Just give Weiner what he wants and start rolling! Meanwhile, with Don Draper on hold for a while, Jon Hamm has a lot of time on his hands. Full Story

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Single file Brange

March 21, 2011 07:37:59 Posted at March 21, 2011 07:37:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok, not really, but “single file” suggests that crowd control is required, for large groups to move in an orderly fashion, like the family Brange. I mean, there’s a total of 8. They need a table of 8. They move in 8. I am exhausted just writing about it, let alone having to live it. Full Story

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Making a bag of dogsh-t look good

March 15, 2011 06:38:00 Posted at March 15, 2011 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not my favourite thing in the world, picking up my dogs’ sh-t, but it’s what happens when you have dogs. You pick up a lot of sh-t. And here’s Ryan Gosling after picking up his dog’s sh-t in Detroit on the set of the Ides of March. I like it that Ralph has been travelling with him. Full Story

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It’s official: Gangster Brad is hot

March 14, 2011 09:26:52 Posted at March 14, 2011 09:26:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Come on…you don’t think so? You don’t see a little old school Thelma & Louise happening here? Really? These are shots of Brad Pitt shooting Cogan’s Trade in New Orleans on Friday and Saturday. Look at his pretty boy pose in the series of photos taken at night. It’s the way he posed in the early part of his career. Full Story

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Slicked back and gangster

March 10, 2011 07:49:58 Posted at March 10, 2011 07:49:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt continued to shoot Cogan’s Trade yesterday in New Orleans. And while I can’t say that’s my preferred hairstyle for him – of course not – I also at the same time think he looks pretty good. What? Yeah I hear you. You think I have a soft blind for him. Maybe. But the thing with Brad Pitt for me is that even when he’s trying, he doesn’t look like he’s trying. Full Story

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Photo Assumption the kid with the side-eye

March 9, 2011 08:02:47 Posted at March 9, 2011 08:02:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This photo cracks me up. Many of you email consistently asking for more Jon Stewart. He’s on your Five Lists. Totally down with that. Stewart’s not papped very often though. Much as you love him, Jon doesn’t sell. And unless he does something wicked and crazy – not likely – he’s not going to land on the cover of a tabloid magazine. Full Story

Hot in Brazil

March 7, 2011 13:40:41 Posted at March 7, 2011 13:40:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m the kind of perv that when I see a hot couple, I automatically want to see them having sex. Like, I want to be there live when it happens. Too much? But when they’re really, really goodlooking, like cut from Zeus goodlooking, it’s almost biological isn’t it? Programmed into our DNA? No? Fine then. Full Story

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Oscar Tense: Colin Firth

February 28, 2011 13:14:02 Posted at February 28, 2011 13:14:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He looked tight last night. The most tense I’ve ever seen him. Because he knew he was going to win. And I suppose it’s a lot worse knowing you’re SUPPOSED to win and anything else would be a huge upset and wondering about the possibility of the huge upset and having to wait for several hours before finding out – that would suck. Full Story

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