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I will make this happen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2010 13:32:07 November 15, 2010 13:32:07

If you've been reading my blog long enough you know that forever ever ever I've been hoping for Natalie Portman and Ryan Gosling. Forever. They were briefly dealing with each other about a year and a half ago - a couple of friendly outings and text messages - but that died fast and never picked up again. Full Story

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Jakey & Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2010 07:51:47 November 12, 2010 07:51:47

Jake Gyllenhaal did not walk the carpet last night in London at the World Premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 but photographers still caught him sneaking in an alternate entrance. Somehow this doesn’t surprise me, that Jakey loves Harry. Of course Jakey loves Harry. Jakey and I could talk about Harry. Full Story

Poster Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2010 10:22:13 November 11, 2010 10:22:13

Remember Kate Hudson’s hysterically bad poster for what looks to be her upcoming hysterically bad movie A Little Bit of Heaven? Click here if you’ve forgotten. Full Story

Jakey’s here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 11:10:00 November 10, 2010 11:10:00

In London. He and Anne Hathaway arrived yesterday. Photos are attached. So f-cking cute, both of them. So on the flight over, I couldn’t sleep, went through every movie, and then finally decided ok, fine, Prince of Persia. Goddamn it’s an awful movie. But goddamn he is irresistible. When he is sly smiling, or flirty smiling, or being a pain in the ass smiling, whatever he’s doing when he is smiling, it becomes all kinds of trouble. Full Story

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Don’t talk like this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 07:22:38 November 10, 2010 07:22:38

As mentioned previously, I have an Eminem problem. Most of the time it’s under control. Unlike my friends, who continue to bombard my inbox with their crushes on mothering-hipped, delicate-handed boy children, I rein in my ridiculous Shady crushing with discipline, more really for self preservation than anything else. Full Story

Tom Brady’s new deal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 07:10:31 November 10, 2010 07:10:31

It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s everywhere. At least it is in my house. Full Story

Blue Valentine blue balls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2010 10:53:38 November 8, 2010 10:53:38

Right? Would this movie just f-cking come out already? It’s been at every festival, it premiered at the AFI Fest in Hollywood on Saturday night. But still it won’t hit theatres until late December, in limited release (!), and with a dumbass NC17 rating. I have blue balls from wanting to see it again. Full Story

So much pretty and quiver!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:58:19 November 5, 2010 07:58:19

Look at them, Jakey and Annie, last night at the Hollywood premiere of Love & Other Drugs. SO much pretty and quiver and gorgeous smiles all at the same time. Just like in the film, they’re matching each other hot move for hot move. As I keep telling you, I had a great time at the movie. The movie is out in a couple of weeks. Full Story

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Jakey at the doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2010 14:00:06 November 3, 2010 14:00:06

So f-cking cute. Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed today in Beverly Hills leaving a medical building. So Jakey, what’s your next job? These appointments are usually for insurance and etc before starting work on new projects. But that’s not been our focus lately. The focus lately has been Jakey and Swifty. Full Story

Who are you eyef-cking now?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 10:09:55 November 1, 2010 10:09:55

Sasha passed on your ass and I tried so hard, SO HARD, that night to cajole her, force her, blackmail her into going back into that party to return your eyef-cking but she refused. What she also left out of her story was that she had just started hanging out with the boyman who would go on to become her husband. Full Story

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Long hair and you look so young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2010 08:03:10 October 29, 2010 08:03:10

SO young. Doesn’t he look young? With his hair rakishly long, even though there’s salt and pepper in his beard, it’s the most youthful RDJ we’ve seen in years. To me, anyway. And he’s hot. And so f-cking charming. And other than Johnny Depp, who’s as cool as Robert Downey Jr? Imagine them together in a movie? It could be a Michael Bay movie, I don’t give a sh-t, I still would. Full Story

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