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Don’t talk like this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 07:22:38 November 10, 2010 07:22:38

As mentioned previously, I have an Eminem problem. Most of the time it’s under control. Unlike my friends, who continue to bombard my inbox with their crushes on mothering-hipped, delicate-handed boy children, I rein in my ridiculous Shady crushing with discipline, more really for self preservation than anything else. Full Story

Tom Brady’s new deal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 07:10:31 November 10, 2010 07:10:31

It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s everywhere. At least it is in my house. Full Story

Blue Valentine blue balls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2010 10:53:38 November 8, 2010 10:53:38

Right? Would this movie just f-cking come out already? It’s been at every festival, it premiered at the AFI Fest in Hollywood on Saturday night. But still it won’t hit theatres until late December, in limited release (!), and with a dumbass NC17 rating. I have blue balls from wanting to see it again. Full Story

So much pretty and quiver!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:58:19 November 5, 2010 07:58:19

Look at them, Jakey and Annie, last night at the Hollywood premiere of Love & Other Drugs. SO much pretty and quiver and gorgeous smiles all at the same time. Just like in the film, they’re matching each other hot move for hot move. As I keep telling you, I had a great time at the movie. The movie is out in a couple of weeks. Full Story

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Jakey at the doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2010 14:00:06 November 3, 2010 14:00:06

So f-cking cute. Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed today in Beverly Hills leaving a medical building. So Jakey, what’s your next job? These appointments are usually for insurance and etc before starting work on new projects. But that’s not been our focus lately. The focus lately has been Jakey and Swifty. Full Story

Who are you eyef-cking now?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 10:09:55 November 1, 2010 10:09:55

Sasha passed on your ass and I tried so hard, SO HARD, that night to cajole her, force her, blackmail her into going back into that party to return your eyef-cking but she refused. What she also left out of her story was that she had just started hanging out with the boyman who would go on to become her husband. Full Story

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Long hair and you look so young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2010 08:03:10 October 29, 2010 08:03:10

SO young. Doesn’t he look young? With his hair rakishly long, even though there’s salt and pepper in his beard, it’s the most youthful RDJ we’ve seen in years. To me, anyway. And he’s hot. And so f-cking charming. And other than Johnny Depp, who’s as cool as Robert Downey Jr? Imagine them together in a movie? It could be a Michael Bay movie, I don’t give a sh-t, I still would. Full Story

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Viggo & Poetry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 09:56:43 October 28, 2010 09:56:43

I think once a week a smutty shout-out request comes in for someone’s birthday and they want to include some love for Viggo Mortensen. The problem with Viggo is that he’s rarely out on that scene, so it’s hard to get new photos. There are new photos! And a hot story to go with them. Full Story

When is Henry’s time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 09:57:06 October 27, 2010 09:57:06

Is he single? Maybe he’s on Blake Lively’s list too. Henry Cavill was photographed in Madrid yesterday shooting The Cold Light of Day (terrible title). Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver (not pictured) also costar. It’s a major leading role for Cavill, and in addition to his upcoming performance opposite Mickey Rourke in Immortals, perhaps it’s time for Henry, 27, to finally break out. Full Story

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Underpants!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2010 11:52:10 October 25, 2010 11:52:10

Maturity? Not in this post. David Beckham had to change his pants due to injury – or something, does it matter??? – during the LA Galaxy game yesterday and was photographed in his underwear. Victoria did once say that her husband was hung like a horse. Then again, her quote Full Story

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Tokyo TRON

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2010 08:39:33 October 25, 2010 08:39:33

TRON: Legacy opens December 17th. It’s expected to own a very large part of the holiday box office. But a few hundred fans in Japan had the opportunity to screen 25 minutes of the movie two months early the other day. Needless to say, TRON will be doing huge business in Asia. In support of the event, Garrett Hedlund and Olivia Wilde were on hand to take questions and greet the eager public. Full Story

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