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Jakey at the doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2010 14:00:06 November 3, 2010 14:00:06

So f-cking cute. Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed today in Beverly Hills leaving a medical building. So Jakey, what’s your next job? These appointments are usually for insurance and etc before starting work on new projects. But that’s not been our focus lately. The focus lately has been Jakey and Swifty. Full Story

Who are you eyef-cking now?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 10:09:55 November 1, 2010 10:09:55

Sasha passed on your ass and I tried so hard, SO HARD, that night to cajole her, force her, blackmail her into going back into that party to return your eyef-cking but she refused. What she also left out of her story was that she had just started hanging out with the boyman who would go on to become her husband. Full Story

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Long hair and you look so young

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2010 08:03:10 October 29, 2010 08:03:10

SO young. Doesn’t he look young? With his hair rakishly long, even though there’s salt and pepper in his beard, it’s the most youthful RDJ we’ve seen in years. To me, anyway. And he’s hot. And so f-cking charming. And other than Johnny Depp, who’s as cool as Robert Downey Jr? Imagine them together in a movie? It could be a Michael Bay movie, I don’t give a sh-t, I still would. Full Story

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Viggo & Poetry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 09:56:43 October 28, 2010 09:56:43

I think once a week a smutty shout-out request comes in for someone’s birthday and they want to include some love for Viggo Mortensen. The problem with Viggo is that he’s rarely out on that scene, so it’s hard to get new photos. There are new photos! And a hot story to go with them. Full Story

When is Henry’s time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 09:57:06 October 27, 2010 09:57:06

Is he single? Maybe he’s on Blake Lively’s list too. Henry Cavill was photographed in Madrid yesterday shooting The Cold Light of Day (terrible title). Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver (not pictured) also costar. It’s a major leading role for Cavill, and in addition to his upcoming performance opposite Mickey Rourke in Immortals, perhaps it’s time for Henry, 27, to finally break out. Full Story

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Underpants!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2010 11:52:10 October 25, 2010 11:52:10

Maturity? Not in this post. David Beckham had to change his pants due to injury – or something, does it matter??? – during the LA Galaxy game yesterday and was photographed in his underwear. Victoria did once say that her husband was hung like a horse. Then again, her quote Full Story

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Tokyo TRON

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2010 08:39:33 October 25, 2010 08:39:33

TRON: Legacy opens December 17th. It’s expected to own a very large part of the holiday box office. But a few hundred fans in Japan had the opportunity to screen 25 minutes of the movie two months early the other day. Needless to say, TRON will be doing huge business in Asia. In support of the event, Garrett Hedlund and Olivia Wilde were on hand to take questions and greet the eager public. Full Story

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Jakey in his undershirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2010 11:56:59 October 22, 2010 11:56:59

I guess it's not really an undershirt but it's closer to an undershirt than a silk shirt and when I see him in it, well, you know, there's some imagining. This is Jake Gyllenhaal at a screening for Love and Other Drugs in New York last night, early promotion for the film before its release in November. Full Story

Tom Hardy's Canadian tuxedo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2010 10:52:42 October 22, 2010 10:52:42

Well, he's in Canada. Tom Hardy returned to Vancouver after a very, very brief trip (just a few hrs) to LA to get right back to work on This Means War. Am told that the purpose of the quick travel was indeed to finalise the Batman deal. A question came up yesterday during the TV LiveBlog about Jonathan Rhys Myers. Full Story

The King’s Speech at home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2010 07:38:39 October 21, 2010 07:38:39

Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, and Helena Bonham Carter were at the photocall for The King’s Speech today at the London Film Festival, screening tonight for a home audience. Needless to say, this will be the film that sweeps the BAFTAs, right? Colin seems to be working out a curious little side lean action here. Full Story

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Is this the new Riddler?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2010 14:35:19 October 20, 2010 14:35:19

Every day I get email from you lusty bitches asking for more Tom Hardy. Here he is this morning heading out of Vancouver for a quick trip to LA presumably to tie up those Batman talks, make it all official with paperwork. At this point it’s just a formality. He’s in. But as what? Every Christopher Nolan is shrouded in secrecy so no one knows for sure right now but the popular guess is The Riddler. Full Story

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