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Jon crushes on Jon

September 16, 2010 08:42:47 Posted at September 16, 2010 08:42:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve noted many times, I LOVE Jon Stewart. He is set to record daily on pvr. And I’ve been missing him for two weeks. But Sarah from Cinesnark bbm’d me last night while I was waiting on a carpet for, ugh, Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

Saving up for the fans

September 16, 2010 07:53:00 Posted at September 16, 2010 07:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He arrived at 5am yesterday on the red-eye from LA. It was supposed to be a full day of press followed by his carpet at Ryerson. He came to our etalk Lounge at the Intercontinental. The girls could barely hold their quiver together. Laura won’t admit it but she was ready to give up Robert Pattinson. Full Story

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Ryan on the red-eye

September 15, 2010 06:47:00 Posted at September 15, 2010 06:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today is Blue Valentine Day at TIFF. He’ll be on junket, the screening is tonight, and he arrived just in time this morning at 5am, suit in hand, hair combed, shades on, and white socks. Some of you will be bitching about the white socks. Um, look at him. All of him. Do we really need to be talking about white socks? Really??? As for Blue Valentine – I’m not sure if they’ve tweaked it since Cannes but the version I saw in Cannes I loved. Full Story

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Bill Murray memories & please don’t be mad at me

September 13, 2010 09:37:55 Posted at September 13, 2010 09:37:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t hate on Megan Fox as hard as other people. She says dumb sh-t. She has a weird pretend face. She’s crazy and temperamental. But I have more time for Megan than, say, Shelfy. Which doesn’t mean I love her, of course not. Just that, well, now and again I am capable of saying nice things about her. Full Story

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Passing out over Franco

September 13, 2010 08:05:33 Posted at September 13, 2010 08:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a scene in 127 Hours that is so harrowing, someone actually bailed last night at the TIFF gala nd the paramedics were called. If you know the story of the dude who was trapped and had to extricate himself in extreme fashion, you probably have an idea of what that might be like. Having said that, Franco is getting sick reviews for his performance in the film. Full Story

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Try to work the rest of the day

September 10, 2010 08:03:02 Posted at September 10, 2010 08:03:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s already Friday, motivation is probably a little low, and Ryan Gosling comes along and pretty much bombs your productivity. Sorry. It’s his W Magazine cover with Michelle Williams in support of Blue Valentine which will screen in a few days at TIFF and for which he’s confirmed to attend. Full Story

Welcome back to school

September 7, 2010 06:22:21 Posted at September 7, 2010 06:22:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How to get over your Labour Day hangover? Welcome back to school/work with some Ryan Gosling’s hot arms playing guitar in a white shirt and sunglasses as Dead Man’s Bones performed at the FYF Festival in LA on Saturday. Um, his bandmate Zach isn’t bad either. Go ahead, take a few minutes with your coffee, pretend it’s not Tuesday and a year until the next summer. Full Story

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Rihanna gives us Taylor Kitsch

September 2, 2010 13:45:08 Posted at September 2, 2010 13:45:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rihanna has joined the cast of Battleship, now shooting in Oahu. Always lovely to see her of course especially since she’s always wearing the most delightful things but this time, she’s giving in new ways. Ri as you know is a constant pap target. Which means that everyone around her is like collateral damage. Full Story

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Don’t be layered

September 2, 2010 08:11:49 Posted at September 2, 2010 08:11:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sometimes I worry that Jon Hamm is too perfect – he’s handsome, he’s funny, he’s smart, he’s talented, he’s humble, he’s chill, he doesn’t have a massive ego, he will make a fool out of himself whenever you ask him to, he will dance, like an ass, and he’ll even sing, badly, for not even that much money. Full Story

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What’s the occasion?

August 31, 2010 15:05:06 Posted at August 31, 2010 15:05:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Actually, when it comes to Blake Lively, it really doesn’t matter. Any occasion is the right occasion to pour her tits out. Blake was in New York this afternoon shooting new episodes of Gossip Girl with some new costar dressed in a busty black jacket, like a supermodel superhero whose special power comes from her breasts. Full Story

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Salma in tight leather

August 31, 2010 07:41:49 Posted at August 31, 2010 07:41:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. What else do you want to look at? Duana was here a couple of weeks ago and gave me a lesson in Breast Dressing and it really is the most frustrating, when something fits you everywhere else except for Right There, and as a result, the blouse or jacket or whatever, it pulls and creases in places it shouldn’t. Full Story