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Passing out over Franco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2010 08:05:33 September 13, 2010 08:05:33

There’s a scene in 127 Hours that is so harrowing, someone actually bailed last night at the TIFF gala nd the paramedics were called. If you know the story of the dude who was trapped and had to extricate himself in extreme fashion, you probably have an idea of what that might be like. Having said that, Franco is getting sick reviews for his performance in the film. Full Story

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Try to work the rest of the day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2010 08:03:02 September 10, 2010 08:03:02

It’s already Friday, motivation is probably a little low, and Ryan Gosling comes along and pretty much bombs your productivity. Sorry. It’s his W Magazine cover with Michelle Williams in support of Blue Valentine which will screen in a few days at TIFF and for which he’s confirmed to attend. Full Story

Welcome back to school

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2010 06:22:21 September 7, 2010 06:22:21

How to get over your Labour Day hangover? Welcome back to school/work with some Ryan Gosling’s hot arms playing guitar in a white shirt and sunglasses as Dead Man’s Bones performed at the FYF Festival in LA on Saturday. Um, his bandmate Zach isn’t bad either. Go ahead, take a few minutes with your coffee, pretend it’s not Tuesday and a year until the next summer. Full Story

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Rihanna gives us Taylor Kitsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 13:45:08 September 2, 2010 13:45:08

Rihanna has joined the cast of Battleship, now shooting in Oahu. Always lovely to see her of course especially since she’s always wearing the most delightful things but this time, she’s giving in new ways. Ri as you know is a constant pap target. Which means that everyone around her is like collateral damage. Full Story

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Don’t be layered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 08:11:49 September 2, 2010 08:11:49

Sometimes I worry that Jon Hamm is too perfect – he’s handsome, he’s funny, he’s smart, he’s talented, he’s humble, he’s chill, he doesn’t have a massive ego, he will make a fool out of himself whenever you ask him to, he will dance, like an ass, and he’ll even sing, badly, for not even that much money. Full Story

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What’s the occasion?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 15:05:06 August 31, 2010 15:05:06

Actually, when it comes to Blake Lively, it really doesn’t matter. Any occasion is the right occasion to pour her tits out. Blake was in New York this afternoon shooting new episodes of Gossip Girl with some new costar dressed in a busty black jacket, like a supermodel superhero whose special power comes from her breasts. Full Story

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Salma in tight leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 07:41:49 August 31, 2010 07:41:49

Please. What else do you want to look at? Duana was here a couple of weeks ago and gave me a lesson in Breast Dressing and it really is the most frustrating, when something fits you everywhere else except for Right There, and as a result, the blouse or jacket or whatever, it pulls and creases in places it shouldn’t. Full Story

Welcome home Iker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2010 14:37:26 August 30, 2010 14:37:26

Just landed in Vancouver, not a bad way to come home, greeted by new photos of Iker Casillas who was honoured today in Navalacruz, Spain, his hometown, mostly for his contributions to the national football team, and also maybe a little for being so hot doing it. Look at the townsfolk all gathered there to love him – the village ladies and the children celebrating their favourite son who returned without his girl Sara Carbonero which may have been a good idea politically, not letting his relationship overshadow the purpose of the day, but is obviously a buzzkill for me since, well, I love him more when he’s loving her. Full Story

Mondays with Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2010 10:38:00 August 23, 2010 10:38:00

It should be a regular feature. I wish. If there are new photos, it will always be a feature, not just on Mondays which during Mad Men’s season, seems to also fit the schedule. Many of you ask me why I don’t post more about Mad Men and, aside from the photo availability etc, it’s also a matter of when I watch it. Full Story

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He’ll be 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 12:00:00 August 19, 2010 12:00:00

Next week. Macaulay Culkin. And still very, very reclusive and really random with his appearances. Like last year he showed up on WWE. The f-ck? Macaulay was in London last night with brother Kieran for the UK premiere of Scott Pilgrim and the afterparty, a rare sighting. Umm...something about this, he’s hot to me. Full Story

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#1 on a park bench

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2010 07:39:16 August 19, 2010 07:39:16

Garrett Hedlund is currently shooting On The Road in Quebec. It was quiet around production for a few weeks as the cast was left relatively undisturbed until of course the angel Robert Pattinson arrived to visit girlfriend Kristen Stewart at which point Montreal became TwiHard central with the paps in close pursuit for the money shot to satisfy the fan jizzing. Full Story