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My men are here

July 13, 2010 12:10:30 Posted at July 13, 2010 12:10:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joshua Jackson is back in Vancouver resuming production on a new season of Fringe. Look at him on set yesterday. Look how cute. He doesn’t fuss, he doesn’t pull attitude, he doesn’t demand to have his ass kissed. Instead he is always jovial, always smiling, always in great spirits with the crew, with his peers. Full Story

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Iker & Sara: parties, kisses, and hugs

July 13, 2010 09:24:00 Posted at July 13, 2010 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Soon the photos will dry up. And they won’t be so visible. And the paps won’t be able to find them. So this is our time. To obsess while we can. Iker Casillas and the Spanish football team returned to Madrid yesterday following their victory. Of course Iker was accompanied by Sara Carbonero. Full Story

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It’s gone!

July 12, 2010 14:35:34 Posted at July 12, 2010 14:35:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie wrapped on a movie with Johnny Depp, now it’s time for Brad Pitt to go to work while she hangs back with the children. Work means no nasty beard. And here’s Brad on the set of Moneyball the other day with that sh-t off his face. SO.Much.Hotter. Am totally re-obsessed with Pitt after staying in sick and watching him at his classic peak last week in Legends of the Fall. Full Story

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Hamm in uniform

July 12, 2010 07:04:26 Posted at July 12, 2010 07:04:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Feels like it’ll be a long week ahead. Jon Hamm came along to make it easier. Suddenly the day seems a little more promising. Jon participated yesterday in the All Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game in Anaheim. As usual, he was everyone’s favourite, even the other famous people, and had a great time, and laughed a lot, and didn’t look great in his uniform but, really, it’s a baseball uniform, it’s almost impossible. Full Story

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Ewan in Berlin

July 9, 2010 08:28:35 Posted at July 9, 2010 08:28:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some Friday delight. Ewan McGregor arrived yesterday, casual with his backpack – photos attached from the airport – and got dressed to hit up the Boss Black fashion show where he and Jessica Alba (inexplicably on some kind of fashion tour of Europe) posed together on the red carpet. Look at him working photographers. Full Story

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Well that was fast

June 29, 2010 10:53:38 Posted at June 29, 2010 10:53:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with his wife. He was in a suit yesterday in the article I posted. Full Story

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Sad Becks is coming home

June 28, 2010 12:39:22 Posted at June 28, 2010 12:39:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks so sad. He was so sad and so forlorn sitting there in his well tailored suit and his great hair and his hot hotness, of course I wanted to comfort him. Full Story

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Chris Brown can eat their sh-t

June 28, 2010 07:12:37 Posted at June 28, 2010 07:12:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye West, Eminem, and Drake. Full Story

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Jakey will calm you

June 23, 2010 12:09:52 Posted at June 23, 2010 12:09:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey,I am a long time reader. I just survived a 5.5 earthquake and feel like nervous cat right now. Full Story

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Eminem loves Lainey

June 22, 2010 12:15:07 Posted at June 22, 2010 12:15:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not me. Too bad. But he does love Lainey, his daughter. He has three daughters, Haili, Whitney, and Lainey. Whitney and Lainey were adopted and not much more is known about this because Em keeps his sh-t tight. So while we will never hold hands, at the very least I know he loves my name. In a sick way, this is good enough. Full Story

Young, hot and English

June 22, 2010 09:07:14 Posted at June 22, 2010 09:07:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Lainey likes ’em young, but I usually don’t. I like my men just that way—men, not boys. Give me big and strapping dudes on motorcycles or running with their dogs, not pale and willowy elves frolicking through the park with their hair swept forward. Full Story