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Hamm in uniform

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2010 07:04:26 July 12, 2010 07:04:26

Feels like it’ll be a long week ahead. Jon Hamm came along to make it easier. Suddenly the day seems a little more promising. Jon participated yesterday in the All Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game in Anaheim. As usual, he was everyone’s favourite, even the other famous people, and had a great time, and laughed a lot, and didn’t look great in his uniform but, really, it’s a baseball uniform, it’s almost impossible. Full Story

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Ewan in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 08:28:35 July 9, 2010 08:28:35

Some Friday delight. Ewan McGregor arrived yesterday, casual with his backpack – photos attached from the airport – and got dressed to hit up the Boss Black fashion show where he and Jessica Alba (inexplicably on some kind of fashion tour of Europe) posed together on the red carpet. Look at him working photographers. Full Story

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Well that was fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 10:53:38 June 29, 2010 10:53:38

Didn't take long for David Beckham to get outta South Africa and arrive in Nice after England's loss to Germany. Becks of course is heading to the Beckham chateau to join his family for a long awaited reunion. And prove that he wants to be with his wife. He was in a suit yesterday in the article I posted. Full Story

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Sad Becks is coming home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 12:39:22 June 28, 2010 12:39:22

To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks so sad. He was so sad and so forlorn sitting there in his well tailored suit and his great hair and his hot hotness, of course I wanted to comfort him. Full Story

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Chris Brown can eat their sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 07:12:37 June 28, 2010 07:12:37

In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye West, Eminem, and Drake. Full Story

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Jakey will calm you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 12:09:52 June 23, 2010 12:09:52

There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey,I am a long time reader. I just survived a 5.5 earthquake and feel like nervous cat right now. Full Story

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Eminem loves Lainey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 12:15:07 June 22, 2010 12:15:07

Not me. Too bad. But he does love Lainey, his daughter. He has three daughters, Haili, Whitney, and Lainey. Whitney and Lainey were adopted and not much more is known about this because Em keeps his sh-t tight. So while we will never hold hands, at the very least I know he loves my name. In a sick way, this is good enough. Full Story

Young, hot and English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 09:07:14 June 22, 2010 09:07:14

Written by Sarah Lainey likes ’em young, but I usually don’t. I like my men just that way—men, not boys. Give me big and strapping dudes on motorcycles or running with their dogs, not pale and willowy elves frolicking through the park with their hair swept forward. Full Story

Friday Firth!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 13:00:00 June 18, 2010 13:00:00

How about this to start the weekend? Colin Firth accepted the Taormina Arte Award last night at the Taormina Film Fest 2010 in Italy accompanied by his wife Livia. You think he gave his speech in Italian? He probably gave his speech in Italian. You know he speaks Italian right? Start at 1:25. Enjoy. PS. Full Story

Jakey at the finals & Maggie’s breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 11:17:22 June 18, 2010 11:17:22

Jake Gyllenhaal hit up Game 7 between the Celtics and the Lakers last night along with several other celebrities to watch LA triumph at home over Boston. We watched it last night at Nascar and Dylan was choked. As you can see, Jakey isn’t shaving now that he’s not on promo anymore, and hot. Full Story

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Jackson and the animals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 10:27:34 June 18, 2010 10:27:34

We are dogsitting for a friend this weekend. He’s a westie called Bolt and he was dropped off to Jacek yesterday, totally freaked out and feeling abandoned by his owners. Which is why he promptly had a pee and two sh-ts on our carpet. Thanks God Full Story

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