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Chris Brown can eat their sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 07:12:37 June 28, 2010 07:12:37

In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye West, Eminem, and Drake. Full Story

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Jakey will calm you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 12:09:52 June 23, 2010 12:09:52

There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey,I am a long time reader. I just survived a 5.5 earthquake and feel like nervous cat right now. Full Story

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Eminem loves Lainey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 12:15:07 June 22, 2010 12:15:07

Not me. Too bad. But he does love Lainey, his daughter. He has three daughters, Haili, Whitney, and Lainey. Whitney and Lainey were adopted and not much more is known about this because Em keeps his sh-t tight. So while we will never hold hands, at the very least I know he loves my name. In a sick way, this is good enough. Full Story

Young, hot and English

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 09:07:14 June 22, 2010 09:07:14

Written by Sarah Lainey likes ’em young, but I usually don’t. I like my men just that way—men, not boys. Give me big and strapping dudes on motorcycles or running with their dogs, not pale and willowy elves frolicking through the park with their hair swept forward. Full Story

Friday Firth!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 13:00:00 June 18, 2010 13:00:00

How about this to start the weekend? Colin Firth accepted the Taormina Arte Award last night at the Taormina Film Fest 2010 in Italy accompanied by his wife Livia. You think he gave his speech in Italian? He probably gave his speech in Italian. You know he speaks Italian right? Start at 1:25. Enjoy. PS. Full Story

Jakey at the finals & Maggie’s breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 11:17:22 June 18, 2010 11:17:22

Jake Gyllenhaal hit up Game 7 between the Celtics and the Lakers last night along with several other celebrities to watch LA triumph at home over Boston. We watched it last night at Nascar and Dylan was choked. As you can see, Jakey isn’t shaving now that he’s not on promo anymore, and hot. Full Story

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Sharlto Copley has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 08:38:09 June 18, 2010 08:38:09

Sarah probably won’t be too happy about this. Sharlto Copley arrived at LAX yesterday with his girlfriend Jeanne-Melanie Haasbroek. Didn’t know he had a girlfriend. Don’t know much about him at all. After all, District 9 was his first time in front of the camera. Before that his work was largely behind the scenes. Full Story

Missing Christian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 12:47:39 June 16, 2010 12:47:39

It’s been too long since Christian Bale was at the movies. Almost a year actually. Public Enemies last summer, right? This summer will be Bale-less as his next feature with Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter, doesn’t yet have a confirmed release date. Bale is slated for the third Batman but that’s still in script, and also a movie with Terrence Malick which means we won’t see it until Emmeline turns 18. Full Story

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The unstoppable Jason Bateman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2010 14:47:00 June 15, 2010 14:47:00

We all know about Robert Downey Jr’s rise from self destruction to becoming one of the hottest commodities in Hollywood. But also… Jason Bateman. Although the effects of his demons were much less spectacular, he too struggled with recklessness and eventually realised it was time to clean that sh-t up. Full Story

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Chris Evans is losing a little ground

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2010 14:23:05 June 15, 2010 14:23:05

Written by Sarah I’ll admit I am writing about Chris Evans largely to annoy Lainey. She’s off touring Hogwarts and playing Quidditch and whatnot in The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, so I am going to take this space in her blog to wax rhapsodic about a dude she dislikes. Full Story