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Jackson's disadvantage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2010 12:28:57 June 3, 2010 12:28:57

He's the hottest vampire in Twilight. The problem: he looks like sh-t in Twilight. That wig, the makeup, to say nothing of his limited opportunity to showcase anything but the most embarrassing expressions ...in a film full of bad acting examples, he unfortunately stands out. What sucks for Jackson Rathbone is that since he's so low profile, that's the only version of him that most non-TwiHards are aware of. Full Story

True Blood family fun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2010 11:15:53 June 2, 2010 11:15:53

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer spent Memorial Day weekend with his children splashing around in the ocean. Anna seems quite close to his kids. It’s all a very happy arrangement. And of course they are madly in love, soon to be married. Off screen. Onscreen, fortunately, Bill’s separation from Sookie has made him hotter. Full Story

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Coop on dicks, douches, and assholes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 12:41:00 June 1, 2010 12:41:00

The new Details featuring Bradley Cooper on the cover. Hot. And right off the top he offers his personal definitions distinguishing between dicks, douches, and assholes: "A dick is harmful. A dick is hurtful. Now, a douche he's just an idiot. He's lame. A dick is a hurtful douche. And then there's the asshole. Full Story

Player Summit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 07:29:27 May 28, 2010 07:29:27

After a few days in Europe to support the English football team, David Beckham was back in LA last night, courtside for the Laker’s dramatic buzzer-beating win over the Suns at home in Los Angeles. My heart broke for Steve Nash. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed to enjoy himself very much with his boys which, for a minute, included Jeremy Piven. Full Story

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Mass swoon over Jake Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 07:02:00 May 26, 2010 07:02:00

“He basically makes ur pants evaporate” – received on Messenger at 6:01pm ET from one of my etalk colleagues re: Jake Gyllenhaal’s appearance on Live @etalk. One after another, my friends bombed my Blackberry with Jakey love. And all of them noted first that it was his charm, his personality, that came before the hotness. Full Story

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Missing Jakey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 08:10:31 May 25, 2010 08:10:31

Jake Gyllenhaal is in Toronto today for Live @etalk at 5pm at 299 Queen Street West. I work for etalk. But I’m in Vancouver right now. I won’t be in Toronto until next Thursday. F-CK. So I gave Laura a long list of observational requests. She was all like: I have to work, Lainey, I don’t give a sh-t about your observational requests. Full Story

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Ryan at the party and the pavilion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 09:44:00 May 20, 2010 09:44:00

Last night Ryan Gosling hit up the Art of Elysium party in the same cardigan he wore 2 nights ago to another event on some yacht. He packed light. I really love this. This afternoon Ryan was at the American Pavilion participating on a panel discussion with Michelle Williams and Derek their director. Full Story

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Blue Valentine last night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 12:01:14 May 19, 2010 12:01:14

It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And talking to you. And smiling. And teasing. Full Story

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Kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 13:39:12 May 18, 2010 13:39:12

Twi-Hards have been emailing and messaging me on Twitter lately to encourage people to vote for Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. I feel badly for all the non-Twilight nominees in any voted category. Because you know the Twi-Hards. Those losers have nothing better to do than to pound that clicker over and over and over again. Full Story

Jakey’s getting closer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 08:43:00 May 18, 2010 08:43:00

To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying that Jake brings the mad quiver. Full Story

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Sneaking in for Javier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:58:22 May 18, 2010 07:58:22

Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth and he growls out his words in that low rumble of a voice, in that sexy quivering accent and it’s over. Full Story

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