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Mass swoon over Jake Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 07:02:00 May 26, 2010 07:02:00

“He basically makes ur pants evaporate” – received on Messenger at 6:01pm ET from one of my etalk colleagues re: Jake Gyllenhaal’s appearance on Live @etalk. One after another, my friends bombed my Blackberry with Jakey love. And all of them noted first that it was his charm, his personality, that came before the hotness. Full Story

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Missing Jakey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 08:10:31 May 25, 2010 08:10:31

Jake Gyllenhaal is in Toronto today for Live @etalk at 5pm at 299 Queen Street West. I work for etalk. But I’m in Vancouver right now. I won’t be in Toronto until next Thursday. F-CK. So I gave Laura a long list of observational requests. She was all like: I have to work, Lainey, I don’t give a sh-t about your observational requests. Full Story

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Ryan at the party and the pavilion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 09:44:00 May 20, 2010 09:44:00

Last night Ryan Gosling hit up the Art of Elysium party in the same cardigan he wore 2 nights ago to another event on some yacht. He packed light. I really love this. This afternoon Ryan was at the American Pavilion participating on a panel discussion with Michelle Williams and Derek their director. Full Story

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Blue Valentine last night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 12:01:14 May 19, 2010 12:01:14

It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And talking to you. And smiling. And teasing. Full Story

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Kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 13:39:12 May 18, 2010 13:39:12

Twi-Hards have been emailing and messaging me on Twitter lately to encourage people to vote for Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. I feel badly for all the non-Twilight nominees in any voted category. Because you know the Twi-Hards. Those losers have nothing better to do than to pound that clicker over and over and over again. Full Story

Jakey’s getting closer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 08:43:00 May 18, 2010 08:43:00

To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying that Jake brings the mad quiver. Full Story

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Sneaking in for Javier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:58:22 May 18, 2010 07:58:22

Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth and he growls out his words in that low rumble of a voice, in that sexy quivering accent and it’s over. Full Story

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Riviera Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:02:00 May 18, 2010 07:02:00

Goddamn he looks good in French sunshine. GodDAMN. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and the cast of Blue Valentine just came through here for the photocall. Michelle’s short very blonde hair is gorgeous. Perfect. Very, very chic. And while the dress was a little too dark perhaps for this time of year, it fit her beautifully, and her little legs on top of those sick ass shoes were lovely. Full Story

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Mads & Lisbeth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 13:17:48 May 17, 2010 13:17:48

This is for you, you know who you are, and you keep asking me about Mads Mikkelsen and why he doesn’t get enough love so here he is, last night at the gala for La princesse de Montpensier with Barthelemy Grossmann, and none other than Noomi Rapace. Who? She plays Lisbeth Salander in the film adaptations for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo of the Millennium Series, motherf-ckers, which means she’s the original and no one should be adapting that sh-t for English. Full Story

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Waiting for him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 10:44:00 May 17, 2010 10:44:00

Does that sound really creepy? Ryan Gosling was photographed in LA on Sunday headed for Cannes. Blue Valentine is an official selection of Un Certain Regard. There’s a photocall tomorrow and a carpet and an afterparty. Now you know what my schedule is for Tuesday. What? We’re shooting him for etalk. Full Story

You look so great with Australians

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2010 13:17:06 May 14, 2010 13:17:06

And so happy. Last night you presented to Bella Heathcote at the Australians in Film 2010 Breakthrough Awards in Beverly Hills. It’s so rare when you smile and when you do it’s spectacular. Thank you for the weekend gift. And your short hair. And the way you’re wearing your jeans. I love it all, even though you are maybe a little too thin. Full Story