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He’s not Captain America

April 5, 2010 13:23:23 Posted at April 5, 2010 13:23:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Evans was confirmed last week as the new Captain America. Meh. Kinda bland. And he dated Jessica Biel. And Emily Blunt declined the female lead in the film. And the list of people they were considering wasn’t all that exciting. And Captain America isn’t Jon Ham…??? Captain America is the leader of the Avengers which means that eventually his team will include Iron Man and Nick Fury. Full Story

Empire Men...and a BoyMan

March 29, 2010 09:17:42 Posted at March 29, 2010 09:17:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night in London at the Empire Film Awards, Jude Law showed up, as handsome as ever, after spending a few days in Paris shooting his Dior ad with Guy Ritchie. F-------ck he is pretty right now. It’s been said over and over but goddamn it’s too hard not to repeat. Also quivering some loins – Sam Worthington was there to collect the Best Film Award for Avatar. Full Story

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Adrien vs Spittle

March 22, 2010 13:30:02 Posted at March 22, 2010 13:30:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more important than clothing. Full Story

The Jon Hamm introduction

March 18, 2010 09:00:57 Posted at March 18, 2010 09:00:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many you of had follow-up questions after my Michael Buble post on Monday – click here for a refresher. What happened when Buble introduced me to Jon Hamm as a blogger stalker? Just to quickly recap, Buble told Hamm that he was on my free to f-ck list, this after revealing that I talk sh-t about celebrities all day online. Full Story

Starting early

March 17, 2010 14:33:30 Posted at March 17, 2010 14:33:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome fulfilling rewarding spiritual breathtaking motherhood is amazing all the time. Full Story

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Jon & Jude

March 17, 2010 09:45:17 Posted at March 17, 2010 09:45:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daily Show major quiver last night, oh la. And I watched it right after Sawyer’s sideflash episode on Lost. Lady boner for hours. Jon Stewart is a sex symbol. Period. Like when he shrugs his shoulder with an uppercut like booyah? Love it SO MUCH. And when he has great chemistry with a guest, it’s even more moistening. Full Story

RDJ, Oscars, Iron Man 2

March 9, 2010 07:42:03 Posted at March 9, 2010 07:42:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday’s RDJ Oscar post was mostly re: his presenting duties with Tina Fey. Forgot to mention how it was with Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan on the carpet. They are ADORABLE. He’s totally all over her, he can’t stop touching her, and talking to her, or to himself, and they laugh a lot together, and he’s so obviously delighted by her, and it’s not gross or tacky or inappropriate, just really sweet and genuine and fun. Full Story

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