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Jakey and the Russians

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2010 07:46:00 May 14, 2010 07:46:00

Jake Gyllenhaal was in Moscow to promote Prince of Persia with Gemma Arterton and Jerry Bruckheimer earlier this week. After completing their official duties, they hit up the club. And Jakey was promptly surrounded by the Russian club girls. The Russian club girls brought out the cutest Jakey ever. He’s a . Full Story

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Missing Lost Tuesday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 07:17:59 May 11, 2010 07:17:59

It’s a new episode tonight. There are only 2 new episodes left before the 2.5 hr season finale on Sunday May 23. And I am missing them. F-ck. As already noted, Lost brings me a considerable amount of stress. The show itself and its puzzles obviously but also not being able to watch while travelling and avoiding spoilers. Full Story

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Natalie & Ashton vs Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 14:37:57 May 10, 2010 14:37:57

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis. Sh-t. Don't they have any original ideas in Hollywood anymore? Natalie and Ashton, despite the fact that he's literally over a foot taller than her, make a hot couple. Full Story

Jakey was perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 08:22:18 May 10, 2010 08:22:18

In London yesterday for the big splash premiere of Prince of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal was at his best – no pants issues, so handsome, loose and relaxed, the most winning smile, and the 15 year old in me totally wants to be his girlfriend at the sight of these shots of him holding Gemma Arterton’s hand and teasing her privately, making her giggle. Full Story

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Jon Hamm helps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2010 07:14:25 May 6, 2010 07:14:25

On a sh-tty day. This is Jon Hamm shooting Mad Men yesterday. Relief. Because Lost is almost over. Forever. But True Blood is back in June and Mad Men is back in July for Season 4. It’s something to look forward to. It’s something to balance the bullsh-t that’s usually offered on tv in the summer. Full Story

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Jakey G’s big London event

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 07:11:48 May 5, 2010 07:11:48

Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in London last night. He actually looks kind of not bad in those pants and really really hot everywhere else. Jakey of course is now heavily promoting Prince of Persia which drops on May 28th. On Sunday he’s participating in a major Disney press stunt for the film – something about 5 time zones premiering simultaneously from Australia to Asia to Europe to Central America like the “Sands of Time”, get it? Jakey and the other stars of the film will be stationed in London but beamed via satellite everywhere else, I guess? Am confused already. Full Story

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I’m glad you dropped out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:50:51 April 29, 2010 08:50:51

Of Something Borrowed. I was worried that you were poor. Click here to read my thoughts on it at the time. I mean, really, what on earth would you be doing in a formulaic romcom with Kate Hudson who keeps making the same sh-tty movie over and over again, this time based on a sh-tty book? It just didn’t seem like your gear. Full Story

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Cute on a bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 07:25:31 April 26, 2010 07:25:31

Isn’t he? This is Jim Sturgess, #1 on my Freebie Five, in Montreal the other day on the set of Upside Down. Kirsten Dunst (who was in New York for the weekend) co-stars in the independent film that’s been described as part sci-fi, part romance: Look up towards the sky and rub your eyes because you won't believe what you see: cities, forests, and oceans with their own inverted gravity, only an arm's length away, yet completely unreachable. Full Story

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Where is your wife?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 08:45:40 April 21, 2010 08:45:40

A very animated David Beckham was courtside at Game 2 of the Lakers vs the Thunder last night. Staples Centre is busy. Tonight the Kings go against the Canucks. Jacek is all stress. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed to be having a great time. His facial hair is less patchy. And he’s all about the plaid these days. Full Story

Scott slims down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2010 12:24:14 April 19, 2010 12:24:14

Last time we saw Scott Speedman he showed off a bit of a gut - pics attached from last fall. This weekend Scott was spotted at Coachella looking very slimmed down. No more gut. And no more beard after the first day. He shaved part way through the festival and my quiver is answering back with a helllll yes. Full Story

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