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Jon Hamm, tight white shirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 08:25:24 April 15, 2010 08:25:24

Please. Why do I need to sell this to you? It’s Jon Hamm. THE END. He’s working on Mad Men, he was photographed on break yesterday, he hit up craft services, he’s beautiful and kind and perfect and funny, even when he’s not funny. Have you ever seen the video of Jon backstage at the Emmys and his joke bombs and he’s adorable anyway? Obviously it helps that he’s wearing the motherf-cking sh-t out of that suit. Full Story

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Jakey wants to be on the 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 13:00:16 April 13, 2010 13:00:16

Lately he really does. Totally campaigning for it. Jake Gyllenhaal is on the cover of the new GQ just in time for Prince of Persia and while I don’t love the cover shot they chose because it makes his head look way too big, the photos inside are really, really cute. Not hot, but cute. Not look at me I’m so pretty with my mouth open Robert Pattison styles but goofy and silly and dorky and it totally makes up for the pants which, if I’m honest, even with a stylist, still aren’t fitting just right. Full Story

SNL cuties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 12:20:52 April 13, 2010 12:20:52

It was an Evening with Saturday Night Live last night in New York. Cast members and Lorne Michaels spoke at the event presented by The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. I think I’ve already mentioned a few times, many times, my crush on Seth Meyers. He looked extra adorable. Like a cute waiter. Full Story

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You keep making me love you more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2010 12:58:38 April 9, 2010 12:58:38

You do these things, these wonderful things, these wonderful words, and it’s like you’re making a case to be taken OFF the Freebie Five and slotted instead on the Lifetime List. Because, really, more and more, I feel like one night wouldn’t be enough. How could one night be enough? Thank you for writing this beautiful letter Full Story

He’s not Captain America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2010 13:23:23 April 5, 2010 13:23:23

Chris Evans was confirmed last week as the new Captain America. Meh. Kinda bland. And he dated Jessica Biel. And Emily Blunt declined the female lead in the film. And the list of people they were considering wasn’t all that exciting. And Captain America isn’t Jon Ham…??? Captain America is the leader of the Avengers which means that eventually his team will include Iron Man and Nick Fury. Full Story

Empire Men...and a BoyMan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2010 09:17:42 March 29, 2010 09:17:42

Last night in London at the Empire Film Awards, Jude Law showed up, as handsome as ever, after spending a few days in Paris shooting his Dior ad with Guy Ritchie. F-------ck he is pretty right now. It’s been said over and over but goddamn it’s too hard not to repeat. Also quivering some loins – Sam Worthington was there to collect the Best Film Award for Avatar. Full Story

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Adrien vs Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 13:30:02 March 22, 2010 13:30:02

Adrien Brody sat next to Spittle Gerry Butler and his dorky ass pants yesterday at the Laker game. But while Brody has the edge on the style front – he looks SO good right now – Spittle got the seat closest to Jeffrey Katzenberg. And right now for Brody, career is more important than clothing. Full Story

The Jon Hamm introduction

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2010 09:00:57 March 18, 2010 09:00:57

Many you of had follow-up questions after my Michael Buble post on Monday – click here for a refresher. What happened when Buble introduced me to Jon Hamm as a blogger stalker? Just to quickly recap, Buble told Hamm that he was on my free to f-ck list, this after revealing that I talk sh-t about celebrities all day online. Full Story