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Best Grammy quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2010 09:28:00 February 1, 2010 09:28:00

Thank you for your emails in support of my quiveration for Eminem validating me against Duana’s disgust. He was HOT last night. And even Michelle admitted his face didn’t look so f-cked up. Check the way he’s wearing his pants. Please. With Drake and Wayne, Em delivered. Em was sharp, Em was tight, Em was SEX, and Drake is the pride of the 416. Full Story

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So much better when it moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 09:28:16 January 29, 2010 09:28:16

Nicole Kidman’s face, but this also applies to Colin Firth’s hair. As you know, it’s never a terrible thing to see Colin in a tux. But my one complaint about him during awards season has been the hairspray. He is so much sexier with hair that moves. Like today, in London leaving Radio 2 after an interview, Colin’s hair in the wind, some grey in the corners, wearing the sh-t out of those jeans… YES. Full Story

You snuck up on me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:58:21 January 29, 2010 08:58:21

It’s been a busy week, haven’t had a chance to read Entertainment Weekly as thoroughly as I normally do, but wanted to do some Lost prep before the big premiere next Tuesday (jumpy claps!) and there he is, lasering my loins again, a quiveration sniper, in two photos that conjure up the sad fantasies. Full Story

Now go away for a while

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 09:01:00 January 27, 2010 09:01:00

Three days in a row of this quiveration agony. It’s too much. Despite my affinity for vodka, I am a rather disciplined person. I will work through anything, I don’t need much sleep, I have a very controlled approach to my life almost to the point of neurosis, especially while blogging. I’m the one for example, and Laura sees this all the time, who can shut out conversations around me, as gossipy and dishy as they are, when I need to pound out a post. Full Story

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Ryan ambush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 09:49:49 January 26, 2010 09:49:49

He ambushed me this morning. Totally killed my morning. As noted yesterday, I try to stay away from Ryan Gosling when I need to con-cen-trate. Ryan is not good for productivity. But there he was, like a laser to the loins on the photo agency sites this morning, a quiveration ambush, and it’s too much, way too much. Full Story

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Hugh says CONCENTRATE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 08:29:15 January 26, 2010 08:29:15

So f-cking cute. Thanks to Alicia for sending this along. A promo for Hugh Jackman’s upcoming appearance on Sesame Street. He’s with Elmo. And they need to concentrate. Sesame Street is like puppies for pussy attraction. Puppies, babies, Sesame Street. Right? And I’m not even into kids. Full Story

SAG Men: Firth & Ham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:35:11 January 25, 2010 05:35:11

A Single Man + Mad Men = lady boners. What’s up Pitt and Pattinson, now THIS is a beard. Jon Hamm is the American sex. And Colin Firth, sigh, is the British elegance. We differ however on their ladies. I just... Jennifer WestFeldt...the camera whoring, unintentional or not, is making me crazy. Full Story

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Franco opens Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 13:11:58 January 22, 2010 13:11:58

Well, technically, Howl opened Sundance yesterday. A doc-style biopic on Allen Ginsberg with James Franco playing the iconic poet. As you know, my quiver for him has been tempered dramatically recently due in large part to his large-ish thighs. They seemed to be more reined in last night at the premiere but still. Full Story

Can I love you again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 09:31:00 January 22, 2010 09:31:00

Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for his beard and could not find the hotness underneath, Joaquin is back, cleanshaven, coherent, doesn’t look pudgy, isn’t fronting like an uberartist, isn’t smug, isn’t an asshole, actually has a sense of humour, and looks totally hot again. Full Story

Best Globe Beard: Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 05:45:53 January 18, 2010 05:45:53

Better than the Brad Pitt beard, yes. And this is not a blind riddle clue. Because Jon Hamm’s beard is all man and sex and hot. HE is all man and sex and hot. But... we need to talk about the girlfriend. We weren’t feeling her on our liveblog. We weren’t feeling her attempts at camera time. Full Story

Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 08:39:17 January 13, 2010 08:39:17

The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be the first female director to win a Best Director Oscar. Full Story